Sunday, October 23, 2005
Jacking Off to Nancy Grace!
You know you don't have much of a sex life when you find yourself alone on a Saturday night jacking off while looking at Nancy Grace on cable TV and fantasizing that she is sucking you off! Nothing more needs to be said! I bet Nancy could give one hell of a blow job though! At my age I have to take my cheap thrills where I find them folks! Pathetic, ain't it?
I readily admit that I jack off quite often to the news babes on network and local TV! With a few notable exceptions such as Candy Crowley on CNN, most of them are quite lovely young women. I suspect I have lots of company too, from teenage boys to old farts like myself, all of us wishing we were playing "Hide the Salami" with the news babes as we beat our meat in front of the TV screen. Sometimes just the sight of a sexy young babe with all of her clothes on is more inspiration for masturbation than full frontal nudity or porn!
Getting back to the somewhat goofy but still sexy Nancy Grace. Sweet Nancy and that sexy mouth will be in my jack off fantasies for the rest of the month. In fact I think that I will start a new feature where I will name a new "Celebrity Jack Off Fantasy of the Month" at the beginning of the month and jack off to that lucky babe every Saturday night in that month. Again this shows you just how desperate my sex life is at the present! Oh well it could be worse I suppose! I mean I could be jacking off to Judge Judy!
UPDATE: Who would have known when I wrote the above post that some years later Nancy Grace would be not only on the "Dancing on the Stars" TV program and have a slight case of "nip slip" on that show, displaying just a bit of king sized areola! Ah these are the things that make watching dumb TV bearable! Well of course I jacked off when I saw that titty!