Friday, November 04, 2005

Another Boner in the Doctor's Office!




You would think us 65 years of age old farts would not have a problem with springing boners in front of female doctors or nurses but I did it again a few days ago. I went to my (male) dermatologist for an annual checkup. He had me strip down to my jockey shorts to check me for any new skin problems. He found a spot on my stomach that was a bit suspicious and decided to zap it right then and there and do a biopsy just to make sure it wasn't cancerous. No problem until the nurse walks in to assist him. She is a lovely and friendly young woman with a warm, sensuous voice and I've already had some dirty old man jack off fantasies about her. I could feel the old pecker coming to life as I admired her warm young butt (her backside was facing me at first) but hasty thoughts of other non sexual things kept "Junior" from standing at attention...at least at first!


"Junior" behaved himself until the doctor left and the nurse was left alone with me to put a little bandage on my zapped spot. I had to spread my legs a bit to let her get close. She moved in with the bandage and the close up view of her ample bosom and her crotch just inches away from my pecker was more than I could take. So close and yet so far away! BOING! Instant boner dude! I was sitting up on the examining table so it was sticking out like a flagpole. No need for Viagra that day! Thank God I still had the shorts on! I looked straight ahead but I saw her glance down a couple of times with sort of a surprised and then amused look. It was over quick and she gave me a little pat on the leg (sort of saying "It's alright gramps!"...I think) and told me to get dressed and then she left the room. Her and the older receptionist seem to be snickering as I said goodbye and left the office! Sometimes it can be truly embarrassing being a dirty old man you know!

Actually a similar but much more embarrassing time happened a few years ago. I was getting my final physical required for my civil service job in a government run clinic. For the first time in my life I had a woman doctor doing the exam. She was young and cute and smelled good. As much as I tried not to, I started having sexual fantasies about her. I tried desperately to think of other things but by the time she told me to pull down my shorts (all I had on!) for that feeling your nuts for a hernia thing I had a full fledged senior citizen boner. She was cool and didn't comment on "Junior" standing at attention but damn was my face red! I made the mistake of telling a buddy at work about what happened and soon it was all over the workplace, including some rude cartoons placed on the bulletin board. They are probably still laughing at me! Knock it off you assholes...boners just happen you know!


You know I think this problem with springing boners in front of female nurses and doctors may be traced back to something that happened in my horny youth. I had a minor sports injury in high school, fell down on an outdoor asphalt basketball court during lunch hour and had to go see our school nurse. I had some big bruises on my thigh and leg and she told me to pull down my pants and shorts so that she could treat them. The nurse was a married woman, in her thirties I think, attractive although hardly a knockout but she was nice and it was just her and me in me in her small office with the door closed. I started a get a stiffy, not a raging hard on but just sort of a semi-boner. I guess it's a good thing she wasn't a real babe! The whole incident of exposing my dong in front of a nurse sort of turned me on although I'm not sure why. I probably went home and jacked off thinking about fucking her.





Nurses reading this who see naked guys every day and and most likely have seen more than a few woodies while on duty, more often than not thinking "Ho hum! Big deal!" probably think that I'm fucking nuts and I don't blame them! Once again the Horny Old Guy has made a fool of himself here just as he has in several doctor's offices! Oh well...what else is new?


Well I've developed another king size boner just thinking about all those sexy nurses. I think I'll go jack off to a fantasy of my dermatologist's cutie pie nurse sucking me off. Hey she's seen my boner, do you think it impressed her so much that she wants to suck it? Yup I know (especially at my age!) that's just wishful thinking but it's the thing jack off fantasies are made of! I'll imagine her giving me a nice juicy blow job right in the doctor's examining room! Let the sucking and the wanking begin...see you next time!

6 comments:

Wenchy said...

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh. :o)

Personally knowing I caused any erection is yum.

I enjoyed reading this...

Horny Old Guy said...

Wenchy, after checking out your blog I am sure you have caused many an erection (including mine!) Thanks for that comment!

Elizabeth said...

No snickers here, either. Perhaps a bit of a blush, but in a very good way.

kaliblue said...

Even if a woman doesn't admit it to anyone including herself, it makes us feel good to know that we can still get a rise out of men. :) It boosts the self esteem..

Ask Wendy said...

I would have laughed. Or saluted.

SVN, prn said...

I just found your blog ...love this post ..I'll have to remember that when I'm with my next 'dirty old man' patient.

..and congrats on getting laid ..whoohooo :o)