Thursday, December 22, 2005
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas Y'all!
Well what did you expect from the Horny Old Guy? A Nativity scene? Now if I could only be as lucky as Santa in those cartoons! Oh well, jacking off will get me through the night on Christmas Eve just as it does every other night of the year. Actually I am not as totally obsessed with masturbation as you would imagine after reading this silly ass blog. I mean I do LOVE to jack off but I am not presently doing it 24/7. As a teenager? Well I may have come close then!
It's too late to turn back now though. I decided to let it all hang out (in more ways than one!) in the very beginning. It's been fun remembering and documenting the good, bad and ugly sexual experiences in my life as well as talking about my current jack off fantasies and maybe even (hopefully) reporting on some actual future real life sex! Hey I got laid once this year folks! For me that's a step up! Anyway...best wishes for the holiday season to everyone and thanks again for reading this X rated nonsense this year! Hey you kids get the hell out of here!