The Dirty Old Man is proud to announce that his Jack Off Fantasy of the Month for February will be Ms. Scarlett Johansson. For those of you who don't know, Ms. Scarlett is a beautiful, sexy and talented young actress who started out when she was still jail bait in "The Horse Whisperer" with Robert Redford and has been in such latter day films as "Lost in Translation" (with Bill Murray), "The Girl With Pearl Earrings" and Woody Allen's recent "Match Point". I don't believe Scarlett has done any nude scenes yet (Damn it!) but we can only hope and pray that some nudity will be in her future because she is truly a babe! Scarlett will be my Jack Off Fantasy every Saturday night this month. I suspect I will have lots of company jerkin' off to Scarlett!
Hey I'm quite aware that I am 44 years older than sweet Scarlett and fully realize that I have as much chance of slipping the big salami to her as I have in becoming Pope but there ain't nothing wrong with fantasy and jacking off to those fantasies, is there? As I've said before, us old farts have to take our cheap thrills wherever and whenever we can find them! Now excuse me while I whip the ancient but still functioning dong out! I don't think I can wait until Saturday night! Life is good when you are jacking off to Scarlett! If anybody objects, let me say what Clark Gable as Rhett Butler said to another Scarlett in "Gone With the Wind", "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"