Friday, March 10, 2006

Don't Knock Masturbation...It's Free...and It's Fun!

You know besides being "sex with someone I love" (and thanks to Woody Allen for that wonderful description of masturbation!), I've saved quite a bit of money over the years by spending so much time just being alone and jacking off. Of course being in a good relationship, especially when you are really "in love", is MUCH better than being alone. I'm not arguing that's not the case at all. I have noticed though that every time one of my long term relationships has ended, my financial condition has shortly improved substantially. All those dinners and movies and travel and concerts and gifts at various times of the year can cost you some big bucks! I'm not complaining...again it's well worth it when you have a good relationship (and a steady sex partner too!) If you've gone through a divorce or two and had to pay alimony and/or child support, you really find out what a relationship can cost you! That's when you find out there are worse things than just being single and staying home and playing with your weenie!

So if you, like me, find yourself putting on a porn video and jacking off on a Friday or Saturday night don't feel too bad. Just think of all the money you are saving! On second thought...fuck all that money you are saving! Money's really not all that important (in my opinion anyway!) Just enjoy masturbation as further proof that "the best things in life are free". It's simply lots of fun to jack off (or jill off if you are a female!) Hey I've been jacking off regularly since I was 12 and I ain't blind or crazy yet! I guess my mom and the Pope were wrong.

Uh what was the question again? I think I'm having another senior moment! See you next time and feel free to join in the masturbation festivities with me ANY time! Bye Bye now!


Anonymous said...

Agree with you 100 per cent! It's fun and it's free. What the fuck more could we want?

Carl-another dirty old man

Richard Lovel said...

Cute. I blogged it to ONANIA – The Journal of Chronic Masturbation: Don't Knock Masturbation...It's Free!