The Horny Old Guy prides himself on having an affirmative action friendly, politically correct (yeah, right!) blog so he is proud to announce that his coveted "Celebrity Jack Off Fantasy of the Month" award goes to the lovely and talented Ms. Oprah Winfrey, the Queen of Afternoon Television.
Yup folks, every Saturday night in March I will be fantasizing about slipping the ancient salami to Oprah as I engage in my favorite solitary activity which is of course jarking off. Oprah really is a babe (well sort of!) as well as being the idol of millions of women and one of the richest and most famous people in America! I tried to find some nude pictures of Oprah on the web but apparently there aren't any (fake pics don't count!) Damn the bad luck! Oh well, guess I'll start videotaping her programs to play back on Saturday night for visual inspiration for jacking off. You da woman Oprah baby! Hell, I might even join your Book Club!