Yours truly, the Horny Old Guy, turned 60 in August of 2000. Ordinarily this probably would have been a traumatic event, just as my fortieth birthday was but I had decided earlier that my sixtieth birthday would also be the day that I retired so I was actually looking forward to this landmark birthday. I joined the Army right after I graduated from high school and afterwards put another 39 years into civil service, mostly on military bases and by now I was getting burned out by the whole fucking military scene and my job in particular. It was an easy decision to take my pension just as soon as I could!
We had a nice dinner, rode the Star Ferry across the harbor and roamed around the beautiful city, stopping for drinks several times along the way. We got along great and despite our age difference I thought I had a pretty good chance of scoring young Asian poontang at the close of the evening. Visions of at least a nice juicy blow job danced around in my dirty old mind all evening! No such luck though! A hug and a thank you was all I got at her hotel room door. She made it clear with her body language that I was not invited in. In fact I almost got the door slammed in my face! Oh well, it was back to my own hotel room with a throbbing cock to jack off! What else is new?
And jacking off is all I did on the rest of that fucking trip! Damn the bad luck! Despite not getting laid once, I still greatly enjoyed that around the world jaunt. It was especially nice to know that when I returned home I never had to go to work again. That wonderful thought along with all the jacking off got me through the nights in sometimes lonely and not so pleasant hotel rooms. I sure would have liked to have fucked that cute Chinese babe though! Oh Hell yeah I would!