Monday, April 17, 2006
Now that I've let it all hang out (in more ways than one!) about my sex life up until now, what the fuck do I write about now in this lame ass blog? How many more posts can I do about my current sex life which consists only of compulsive masturbation? I mean I'm even getting tired of writing about jacking off...even if there is no way I'll ever tire of actually doing it! I suppose I'll think of something but sitting here on this Monday morning with with a post Easter celebration hangover my mind is pretty much a blank.
Being an optimist, I picture myself in another romantic long term relationship that will last the remainder of my life. Of course I've been in enough lousy relationships to know that there are things worse than being single and masturbating for sexual relief. This is applicable to both men and women of course. As I've said here before I am pretty content with my present state of affairs. Things could be worse...and they will probably get so! Old age (and I'm talking about the 80's and 90's here!) ain't for sissies you know! My intentions are just to enjoy these still healthy and horny remaining years and take things one day at a time. If I find someone compatible that will be just wonderful. If not, life is still pretty damn good! There are new women to ogle on and off the web, new sexual fantasies to experience and my right hand still works as good as it did when I was 13. In short I'm a happy camper...or happy jerker!
So I guess I'll continue with this incoherent babbling for a while longer. I doubt that the posts will be quite as frequent but with National Masturbation Month coming up next month, this is no time to call it quits! Let's see...now who will be my Celebrity Jack Off Fantasy of the Month for May be?