Thursday, April 27, 2006

On Cyber Sex and Phone Sex


Okay I'll admit it! I've gone into chat rooms and cybered a few times! Hell if you've read this blog very long you probably realize that there isn't too much nasty stuff that I HAVEN'T done! Actually I've never found cybering to be that rewarding. It's sort of hard to type with one hand wrapped around your dick and the other on your keyboard. Then it takes so goddamn long with all that back and forth small talk chit-chat foreplay leading up to the main event when you hopefully both blast off. I mean I've spent a couple of hours waiting for the sexual release that a ten minute jack off session with porn would have given me. Yeah I'll concede that it's a rush getting off with some anonymous partner on the other end of the line but I always wonder if HOTTIECHICK_18 is really a fat ass 57 year old gay plumber from Pittsburgh! Lots of bullshit involved in cybering! The cartoon above is probably all too true to life much of the time!


As far as phone sex, I've only done it one time in my life. I'm too fucking cheap to pay for it but one time I got a wrong number in the middle of the night. It was a sexy sounding young gal who said she liked my voice even though it was the wrong number. She sounded so sweet that I even forgave her for waking me up at 2 AM. She was the one who started the nasty talk and I was all too happy to get nasty with her. We ended up masturbating together and I found it quite an erotic experience, much more so than the cybersex has been so far. That warm obviously real female voice on the other end of the line made all the difference and I remember having a powerful ejaculation at the end of our sexy phone fuck. My phone sex babe wanted to meet me so we made a date for the next night at a local restaurant lounge. I showed up but she didn't. It's probably just as well. During the phone sex I told her that I had an 12 inch dick! LOL She would have been in for a BIG disappointment!


I suppose you can cyber using a combination of your computer and a phone line, even use web cams for visual inspiration while you are getting off but I'm too old and too computer illiterate for that. Unless I get another wrong number in the middle of the night, it's just good old fashioned solitary jacking off for this dirty old man. I'll leave all the cybering to all you young whippersnappers. Whippersnapper! I never thought I'd be using that word...pictures of Gabby Hayes are rolling through my head! If you don't know who Gabby is, just forget it! Have a nice day y'all and keep on cybering...or whatever!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would love to call you during the day - I like to talk to men and masturbate. I am a naughty woman on the phone - just a girl who likes to cum during the day with strangers. I use my cell, so it doesn't cost us a thing - and I am told I have a nice, sweet voice. I like to make it last. If you are interested, comment back here and I will email you.

princessoftheparty said...

So do you want phone sex or what? :)

http://princessoftheparty.blogspot.com/

Horny Old Guy said...

Thank you for that very tempting offer Princess but for now I only accept phone sex from wrong numbers (LOL). Actually I gave my phone number out once (and only in an e mail too!) and it apparently was from some wise ass guy playing a prank. He posted my # on a website for nutcases and you won't believe the wacko calls I received at all hours of the day and night. I finally had to change my number. Your offer gave me a boner though and at my age that's a good thing! Thanks again!

PastaLaVista said...

Dirty old man, I have thoroughly enjoyed what I've read of your blog so far. I respect you having the balls to lay your life out for all to see. I've got a few sordid tales of my boring life but I am not to the point yet where I feel comfortable sharing it with the cyberspace public in general. I am still married. I haven't read all your posts yet but I appreciate you sharing the intitmate details of your life with us. I just can't express how much I respect you for that. I will be coming back to check you out. I am not a spring chicken myself. I am 45 and I live in Southern California. Not a native Californian though. (Most people that live in Cali do seem to be from somewhere else) I think your blog is fascinating and I will check out all your posts before it's over with. I salute you sir in all sincerity.

anu said...

Hello sweetie :-)

How are you doing? I so enjoyed these hot posts. I love your spirit and your energy.

Well, basically i love that you are so yourself.

Warm hugs and deep kisses to Mike the lovely man :-)

anu said...

Oh, btw, i've tried a LOT of cyber sex. I used to really enjoy it when i first learnt about it. Actually i still do ;-)

For, fucking strangers by talking nasty to them and whoring them seems really enticing and exciting to me. ;-))

Horny Old Guy said...

Many thanks for those kind words pastalavista!

Thanks you too Sweet Anu! Thoughts of you always give me a hard on and that's just what they are doing this morning!!! It's time to....(you know)....

averagedrinker said...

the only downfall on cyber and phone sex is that you aren't sure sometimes who i'm chatting with. i always ask myself if the guy i see on the pictures is the real guy i'm chat with on webdate*dot*com. but heck, it's just for fun. i'm not in it for a serious relationship.