Monday, April 24, 2006

Well That Was Kinky!!!



I was watching a movie called "Luna" on late night cable TV the other night. It had a scene where Jill Clayburgh, playing the mother of a rather disturbed teenage boy, jacks her son off while letting him suck on her titty! WHOA DUDE! That was a little too kinky even for me! Of course you didn't actually see Junior's dick but you did see extended close ups of Jill rubbing his crotch through his pants. It was quite obvious what she was doing and quite obvious that she rubbed his dick until he ejaculated, at least according to the script. When he went "Ahhhhhhhh!" you knew mommy had made his stiff little penis erupt! I'll bet that young actor had a woody when that scene was being shot! I wonder if Jill actually brought him to climax or he had to go in his dressing room and finish it himself. (Oh behave yourself Mike!)


Later on in the film Jill Clayburgh lays down on a bed, pulls her skirt up and pulls Junior's face, between her legs, right up against her panties covered crotch. You can even see Jill's prominently displayed "camel toe"! It appears that mama wants her son to do some "yodeling in the canyon" if you know what I mean and I think you do, in other words she wants him to put his mouth in the place he originally came out of! WHOA DUDE! again! How fucking kinky is that? They get into an argument before that strange and rather perverted (but HOT!) incestuous act can take place, damn it!


It's hard to explain but I found both of these two scenes in "Luna" both shocking and erotic at the same time. I ended up jacking off twice before the movie was over, once during the jack off scene and another time when Jill pulled her son's face to her crotch. Speaking for myself, sometimes kinky can be a good thing...especially when it gives me a boner and inspires me to beat my meat!

Not all kinky stuff gives me a boner and makes me want to jack off though! Take for example bondage and/or S and M (sadomasochism)! If there is anything which will cause me to lose my erection quicker than ten minutes of watching Judge Judy on TV it's that fucking stuff! I have never understood it's appeal, don't understand it's appeal now and am quite confident that I will never understand it's appeal! I guess I have the somewhat old fashioned idea that pain and degradation and sex just don't go together all that well.

The first time I walked into an adult book store (probably right after I turned 18) and spotted those black and white pictures of women tied up, tied to chairs, gagged, in various torture poses I was dumbfounded, just couldn't understand now any normal male would be aroused by such (in my mind) repulsive material. It baffles me to this day. I may be wrong but I can't help feel that the devotees of this kind of smut are people I wouldn't even want to be in the room with. Do they really have that much deep seated hatred of women and want to degrade them that much? Do they get sexual pleasure out of fantasizing about this sort of activity? Do they jack off to those fantasies? I just don't fucking get it!


Same thing goes with that S and M stuff which involves leather bound domanatrixes and their "slaves", dungeons, whips and chains and nipple and scrotum clamps (OUCH!) as well every every torture device known to man or beast! I just don't fucking get it! Several very good porn flicks of the 1970's and 1980's, although filled mostly with nasty boner inducing "normal" sex (pussy eating, cock sucking, fucking!) added relatively short graphic S and M interludes which quickly deflated the boner the previous part of the film had induced on me. I think I even stopped jacking off and put my dick back into my pants at the old Pussycat Theatre! I had to avert my eyes from the screen during those scenes in fact. Ewwwww!!! Just not my cup of tea!


Oh maybe it's just "different strokes for different folks"...and God knows if anybody knows about "stroking" it's yours truly! Maybe this bondage/S and M stuff is merely harmless fantasy fodder, sort of like incest fantasies turn some of us on. As long as you don't try to involve people who don't want to be involved or engage in any kind of criminal activity maybe it's okay. Maybe. All I can tell you is I don't like it and don't understand it! In my ancient and humble opinion erotica and porn, even with a little kink involved, is great but hold those fucking whips, chains, titty clamps and the nut sack clamps.. please! Thanks for reading...see you in the dungeon...NOT!

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