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Hey these old pervs are giving us horny old guys a bad name! First we had Grandpa Jerkoff (see post below) jacking off in his car right in the middle of downtown and now we have this old fart Phillip Winikoff, 76 years old from Miami, going door to door posing as a doctor and offering free breast exams. Of course what he really wanted to do was cop a feel and he didn't stop at the breasts. The amazing thing is that at least two women accepted his offer! One woman became suspicious because he didn't even wear gloves while he was doing his "exam". I'll bet right now he's sitting in a jail cell (quite rightly!) and wishing he'd just stayed home and jacked off while he just fantasized that he was a doctor and Dolly Parton just walked into his office. I'm not making this stuff up folks...the news is getting very weird!