Thursday, May 18, 2006

I Had Another Dream!


On the subject of dreams I was thinking about another silly dream I had a while back when I first started taking Viagra. I dreamed that I woke up one morning and found my cock had greatly increased in length overnight. It was now about 15 inches long and I had a morning boner that wouldn't go down so I couldn't take my morning pee. In the dream I called my doctor and he told me that was a normal side effect with Viagra and that I should just masturbate to make it go down and then I would be able to take that piss. Well as you know it doesn't take much encouragement to make me start jacking off so that's just what I began to do...in my dream you understand!

About that time I woke up from my dream with my hand wrapped around my hard cock. I was actually sort of relieved to feel that my dong was just it's natural average size. Not wanting to waste some morning wood (which doesn't come everyday for me anymore!) I jacked off! Dreams can be so silly at times! Of course Viagra has absolutely nothing to do with making your cock longer, it just helps you get and maintain your normal sized erection. I have no idea where some of these goofy dreams come from!


Actually when I was a teenager I used to wake up quite often with normal sized "morning wood" boners so stiff that I couldn't piss even though I really felt the need to do just that. Of course it's pretty difficult if not impossible to pee with a full hard on. You can't even aim the damn thing down toward the toilet! The only solution on many an occasion was to jack off first. Not that I ever objected to that you understand! Then and now, jacking off is a wonderful way to start your morning and your day! In my teen years I would normally just give myself a quick wanking session in bed, then wait for my cock to go limp (that took a little while back then!)...and then I would go pee! No problem!

Once in a while I would get all the way into the bathroom, half awake and half asleep, before I realized a had a stiffy and needed to jerk it off before I took that morning piss. I normally wore pajamas to bed but one hot night when I slept in the nude my mom caught me in the hallway heading towards the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning. Stark naked and with a raging hard on! I didn't think anybody in the house was up at that early hour. Mom thought it was pretty amusing but aside from the time my sister caught me jacking off it was the most embarrassing incident of my young life. Some things you just don't want your mom to see you know...especially at that age! It seems funny to me now too...but believe me not then!

Getting back to dreams....I think I've mentioned it before but I've never had one "wet dream" in my life. For years I thought something was wrong with me but I finally figured out that since I've been jacking off (or having sex with a partner if I was lucky) almost daily since I was pre-puberty, wet dreams (nature's way of releasing that built up sperm and semen) weren't really necessary in my case. Duh! Sometimes I wonder if I've missed something though. Nasty wet dreams actually sound like fun! I wish I could stop jacking off long enough to have one! On second thought regular jacking off is too much fun! Fuck those wet dreams!

7 comments:

Helga said...

OMG! I AM IN LOVE!

Horny Old Guy said...

LOL Don't get your hopes up Helga! It was a dream...in other words thank God for Photoshop Elements! Thanks for the comment!

MrManicDepressive said...

Sounds like had you stayed sleeping, you might have had your first wet dream! I've actually come several times in my dreams (with the accompanying orgasm in real life). Long time ago, though, before I started dating anyone seriously.

Here's to dreams!

anu said...

Wow i once dreamt Mike that the i was riding a cab with my one tit hanging out naked. And when i reached my destination, the cab driver couldnt stop staring at it and he finally squeezed it and sucked it!!! I woke up soaking wet;-)

Mistify said...

I am so glad there is a month to celebrate my addiction, I mean my favorite past time....

Horny Old Guy said...

Sweet Anu the thought of sucking your tit just gave me another throbbing hard on! Thanks for that! Nothing to do now but...oh you know!

caronfire we share that addition...I mean favorite past time! Cheers!

Thanks to all for the comments!

NeverEnough said...

They are fun, but also embarrassing if you're at someone else's house, like say family.