Thursday, May 18, 2006
I Had Another Dream!
On the subject of dreams I was thinking about another silly dream I had a while back when I first started taking Viagra. I dreamed that I woke up one morning and found my cock had greatly increased in length overnight. It was now about 15 inches long and I had a morning boner that wouldn't go down so I couldn't take my morning pee. In the dream I called my doctor and he told me that was a normal side effect with Viagra and that I should just masturbate to make it go down and then I would be able to take that piss. Well as you know it doesn't take much encouragement to make me start jacking off so that's just what I began to do...in my dream you understand!
Actually when I was a teenager I used to wake up quite often with normal sized "morning wood" boners so stiff that I couldn't piss even though I really felt the need to do just that. Of course it's pretty difficult if not impossible to pee with a full hard on. You can't even aim the damn thing down toward the toilet! The only solution on many an occasion was to jack off first. Not that I ever objected to that you understand! Then and now, jacking off is a wonderful way to start your morning and your day! In my teen years I would normally just give myself a quick wanking session in bed, then wait for my cock to go limp (that took a little while back then!)...and then I would go pee! No problem!
Getting back to dreams....I think I've mentioned it before but I've never had one "wet dream" in my life. For years I thought something was wrong with me but I finally figured out that since I've been jacking off (or having sex with a partner if I was lucky) almost daily since I was pre-puberty, wet dreams (nature's way of releasing that built up sperm and semen) weren't really necessary in my case. Duh! Sometimes I wonder if I've missed something though. Nasty wet dreams actually sound like fun! I wish I could stop jacking off long enough to have one! On second thought regular jacking off is too much fun! Fuck those wet dreams!