Saturday, May 06, 2006
Jacking Off to Jessica Simpson!
I got so excited about this being National Masturbation Month that I almost forgot to name my "Celebrity Jack Off Fantasy of the Month"! A comment on one of my previous posts suggested Jessica Simpson as a future recipient of this great honor. After checking out her pictures on line I said "OH HELL YEAH!" Jessica is a babe alright and I'll be fantasizing about slipping the salami to her during my Saturday night jack off sessions all this month. Thanks to that kind gentleman for suggesting Ms. Jessica! Now I just have one small question...WHO THE FUCK IS JESSICA SIMPSON? I was sort of expecting her to be a cartoon character from that "Simpsons" TV show which shows you how much I follow modern pop culture!
Oh my God this is getting way too silly (even if it's true!) Have a nice weekend everyone but don't forget this is National Masturbation Month so y'all join in the festivities with or without Jessica Simpson, my Jack Off Fantasy of the Month!