Monday, May 22, 2006

Only 10 More Days to Celebrate!

Well the month of May is flying by folks. There are only about ten more days left to celebrate National Masturbation Month! I certainly hope that you nice people have been joining in the festivities with me. Of course masturbation is something most of us do year round but this is the month to acknowledge our passion for that wonderful activity and celebrate and do it even more! I'm definitely doing my part! Three more joyous jacking off extravaganzas over the weekend! I've been feeling like a horny teenager all month at at age 65 that is definitely a good thing! I sure wish I had some female companionship about now. I don't think I'd even need my Viagra!

I'm seriously thinking of taking the Greyhound bus from Stockton over to San Francisco this Saturday (May 27) and participating in the annual Masturbate-a-Thon. It's a charitable event sponsored by the San Francisco Center for Sex & Culture in which participants masturbate in a public space to raise funds for non profit sex education and raise awareness of the use of self-pleasure as a form of safe sex. That sounds like it would be right up my alley! I'm going to inquire today to see if they have a seniors category and find out exactly what it takes to enter. You can read all about the Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco at I believe other cities including Portland Oregon have similar events so you might check your local area if you are a closet exhibitionist or just want to attend as a voyeur. The San Francisco event will apparently be broadcast on live webcam for home viewing around the world which is sort of cool. The big question is do I have the "balls" to make a fool of myself on an around the world live webcam like I do in this silly blog. I need to think a little more about that but the answer is probably "Oh Hell yes!" Should I start "practicing" now?


anu said...

Sweetheart, i so admire you.

You rock Mike:-)

Horny Old Guy said...

Thanks so much Sweet Anu...but if you admire ME, you probably ought to set your standards higher! LOL You rock too darlin'!!!