Thursday, May 25, 2006

Some Women Just Don't Understand!

Most of the women in my life including my two ex wives have never really understood my need to masturbate while I was in relationships with them. I never kept my "hobby" a secret from any of them and tried to explain that even though I loved them and the sex with them which was much more rewarding than masturbation...well jacking off just felt a little different and it was something I needed to do from time to time. I didn't mention that I frequently fantasized about other women when I jacked off. That's hard NOT to do when you are looking at porn! Maybe they suspected that other women theory and that was the basis of their objection. I think most just felt that since we were having sex together I shouldn't need any additional sexual relief on the side. Some may have thought that they weren't adequately satisfying me and felt bad about that or thought it was a reflection on their lack of sex appeal...which never was the case!

It's not like I had another woman on the side. In my two marriages and all of my serious relationships I've been extremely faithful despite the many temptations I've faced along the way. One woman has always been enough for me. I expected fidelity from my partners and felt that I owed them the same thing. My only mistress throughout the years has been my right hand! What's wrong with a little jacking off on the side? I mean if it really offended them I was willing to take my copy of Playboy or Penthouse in the bathroom with me. Hey us guys like hot cars, cold beer, football, the 3 Stooges, blow jobs...and jacking off! What part of that don't these women understand?

Maybe it's just another basic difference between men and men think the Three Stooges are comedic geniuses and women think they are imbeciles. Men think that it's okay to jack off while in a relationship and (some) women think that they are pervs for doing so! That doesn't go for all women of course. I suspect today's young women are much more enlightened and accepting of the whole concept of masturbation, in and out of relationships, than those of my generation. They probably don't even hide their vibrators anymore! Few of my women partners in olden days even admitted to me that they masturbated...ever! Again this is much more a reflection of my own generation. Judging from the female written blogs I read, modern women don't try to hide the fact that they get great enjoyment out of masturbation and that's a good and healthy thing!

In the great Woody Allen movie "Annie Hall" Diane Keaton who played Woody's girlfriend (a role she also played in real life) made a negative comment about the Woody Allen character's masturbation. Woody's reply was "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!" Truer words were never spoken my friends. They apply to both men and women and they are so appropriate for this final week of National Masturbation Month. Masturbation is truly one of the joys of life! Enjoy!


NeverEnough said...

Haha! I understand. Sometimes masturbation is much more intense!

Boss Stewie said...

hear hear!

Shay said...

being in a relationship does slow down my masturbation though - damn that sex for slaking my libido!
I've never minded if boyfriends masturbated, and vice versa - as long as they still have energy for me.
I think some women just don't understand masturbation and that's why they think that men shouldn't need/want it when they are in a relationship.

HotMama6969 said...

Hot blog... I agree, most women won't admit to masturbating. Fortunately, I'm not one of them. I love to masturbate! I have a glow-in-the-dark vibrator and I use it often... :)