Monday, June 26, 2006

Believe It Or Not...I Got Laid!!!

Hot off the press! Click on this newspaper to make the print bigger and read all about it!

Yeah it's true folks! For the first time since last September and only the second time since (Oh don't ask!) I got laid on Saturday night! Poontang! Nookie! Pussy! A piece of tail! Finally a Saturday night where I didn't have to resort to jacking off, not that there is anything wrong with that wonderful solitary activity! I still don't fucking believe it though! I ACTUALLY GOT FUCKED (literally!) It still seems like a wet dream but it actually happened! It really didn't make the local Stockton paper (LOL) but it should have! This is BIG news folks! Somebody call CNN...or at least Ophra!

I was just about to give up on Marcella, the 38 year old Filipino gal I'd been chatting with at the coffee shop for the last couple of months. She'd postponed our first two scheduled dates and I hadn't seen her most of last week at the coffee shop so I figured she was trying to tell me something by avoiding me...that of course would be that she didn't want to go out with me after all. However she was there at the coffee shop on Friday morning. She actually had been sick for several days but felt fine now, was very friendly and when I asked her if she wanted to have our date on Saturday night she said sure. Always the optimist I felt an immediate rising in my pants! BOING!

We had a nice dinner at a Thai restaurant (her choice, not mine!) and came back to my condo for some after dinner drinks and more chat. I was sort of worried we wouldn't have that much in common but we found plenty of things to talk about, at least on this first evening. She is quite intelligent and interested in current events, sports and the arts. While talking about her work at the medical clinic the subject of sex came up and we agreed that people were crazy to jump in bed with multiple partners nowadays how important it was to practice safe sex. It sort of sounded like I was NOT going to "get lucky" on this first date...but the night was still young!

We got cozier and cozier on the couch (the third glass of wine helped!) and I soon felt myself getting a t hard on. Marcella smelled good enough to eat, which is just one of the things I wanted to do to her. I put my arm around her and kissed her. She kissed back and soon we were making out like a couple of teenagers. After about a half hour of continuous smooching and a little bit of titty feeling (through her blouse and bra) I suggested that we go in my bedroom and continue what we were doing there. She said she didn't think that was such a good idea on a first date. I told her I didn't want to have sex (yeah right!) but it was just more comfortable and my back was bothering me after sitting on the couch so long. She seemed a bit reluctant but finally said okay. By then my cock was just throbbing and I decided I wasn't going to need any Viagra tonight regardless of what did or didn't happen in the bedroom.

The first thing Marcella said to me when we laid down in bed is "You don't have any STDs or anything do you?" I told her absolutely no and that I'd recently had a physical complete with an HIV test to prove it. That was all true. She said she hadn't been with anyone sexually for several years and was very concerned about staying clean herself. I told her that I fully understood,that she was very smart and that we didn't really need to have sex tonight. She asked me if I had any condoms and I told her yes. She said "Well let's just see what happens. Maybe we can just do some safe sex stuff and not go all the way tonight, okay?!" I said that was fine with me. At my age I'll take anything I can get! Thoughts of sucking her tits, fingering and licking her pussy and letting her give me some head or even just a hand job were still much more appealing than my usual solitary Saturday night jacking off. My cock continued to throb in my pants!

After that things really started to move fast. It still sort of seems like a dream (maybe due in part to all that wine we drank). More passionate kissing, taking her clothes off piece by piece. The first sight of those beautiful brow! breasts, medium sized but still very firm with lovely dark brown nipples. Feeling and kissing those breasts and feeling the nipples become erect in my mouth as I gently sucked on them. Helping her pull her pants off and then taking her white panties off and getting my first glimpse of that black hair covered pussy! I felt like burying my face there right then and there but she wanted to get me undressed first. I quickly got my shirt and pants off and threw them on the floor. She helped me with my T shirt and shorts. When she pulled my shorts off and my boner popped out, she said "Ooooh! You've got a BIG one!", something us guys always like to hear, even if it isn't true!

There was more passionate kissing with our hands on each others' genitals. She was very wet at the first touch of my fingers. Her soft hand on my cock felt so good too. She was rubbing it a bit too fast though and in a few minutes I felt I was about to cum. I asked her to stop for a minute and moved my mouth to her breasts again and then kissed her all the way down her stomach and on her thighs and finally to the place I really wanted to be...that warm, wet pussy! You can't imagine how good pussy tastes after you haven't tasted it for a while (or maybe you can imagine!) I don't think there is anything more erotic than burying your face between a woman's legs and tasting her sweet nectar for the first time...and that's just what I did. Marcella was soon very vocally letting me know how much she was enjoying it. I'm sure the neighbors were hearing some sounds they hadn't heard from my condo for a while!

After about twenty minutes of my rather expert and sloppy muff diving, Marcella whispered "Go get a condom Mike!" Actually I was hoping for at least a bit of reciprocal cock sucking on her part first but that was not to be this night. "Are you sure?" I asked her. "YES!!!" she answered. Well, who am I to refuse a lady? While opening my virgin box of condoms I noticed in the mirror that I'd lost part my boner being so preoccupied with all of that pussy eating. I wondered if I should have popped a Viagra tablet after all! Another reason why some oral attention from Marcella's sweet mouth would have been greatly appreciated. But it was too late for that now! I wanted to get this rubber on before she changed her mind. A little massaging my dick while thinking of where it would soon be buried made my cock stiff enough to easily slip the condom on. I took some K-Y jelly and rubbed on it for extra lube. I was now more than ready, willing and able to fuck!

Marcella was laying on the bed with her legs spread apart. I asked her if she wanted to get on top (actually my favorite position!) but she said she just wanted to do it the old fashioned way, the missionary position. I got on top of her and she eased my cock into her warm pussy. Again, just like pussy eating, you can't imagine how good fucking feels after you've been away from it for a while! Marcella's pussy is very tight, feels like a woman in her early twenties in fact, and with her legs wrapped around me I was in absolute heaven! Actually fucking for the first time in nine fucking months! I was trying to make it last but it felt just too good and she was thrusting like crazy. In just a few minutes I exploded inside her. I let out an "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" that again I'm sure those same neighbors hadn't heard in a while from my place. Fuck 'em! I'm entitled to a little fun once in a while! I would have loved to leave my cock inside Marcella and let it go down but as we all know that's not a good idea with condoms and not getting Marcella pregnant was the main thing to consider so I pulled out almost immediately and went into the bathroom to take it off and wash up. Marcella asked me to bring her another glass of wine on the way back to the bed.

We lay there and talked for a couple hours after that. Marcella told me it had actually been six years (!) since she had sex before Saturday night . God I thought I was in bad shape for not getting laid for nine months! She's never been officially married and says she's only had two sexual relationships in her life, both of the long term live in type, both with Filipino dudes. I'm the first Caucasian she's ever been with and she said I really am BIG compared to the other two guys. I'm just average sized for a white dude but let her believe what she wants!

I wanted Marcella to spend the night, hoping for a little action in the morning (a blow job would be nice!) but she said she had to get home and get dressed to go to church in the morning. At 2:20 AM I drove her back to her apartment and kissed her at the door. We thanked each other for a nice evening and agreed we'd do it again soon.

And so that's first sex aside from jacking off in nine months! It's a great relief to have finally ended that "dry spell" of course...and with a nice gal like Marcella too. I'm really not sure where it will go from here. I've always been a realist. I fully realize that I'm 65 (with 66 coming up in a couple of months) and Marcella is 38, 27 years younger than me, even younger than my daughter! We are also of different races. We have more in common interests than I would have thought but still much less than I would have with most women closer to my own age. This in all probability will be a brief affair. Then again it could last quite a while, maybe even for the rest of my life, although with my record for relationships, that seems highly unlikely. Only time will tell. I'm determined to just take it one day at a time and enjoy it while it lasts.

Marcella and I talked on the phone yesterday and I jacked off last night thinking about her. Hey I'm not ready to give up my "hobby" just because I got laid! I'll be seeing her at the coffee shop this morning. She wants me to come over for dinner mid-week and meet her (female) roommate (better than meeting her parents! God I dread that!) We've already agreed on another date on Friday and this time she promises with no church to get up for on Saturday, she will stay overnight. My next big decision will be whether to tell her about this fucking blog or not. Me thinks I better not...and yet I feel guilty writing about her and the details our sex life in this blog. Even more than that I worry about her stumbling on this blog by accident. Oh well I'll think more about that later on! For now I'll just rejoice in finally getting laid! There may be a God after all!


MrManicDepressive said...

Congrats my man! Hope you get some more soon!

Jess said...

Congratulations! Bout damn time :p

Cynthia said...

Congrats Mikey! Wish it was me that got your big salami. That newspaper is too funny hehe :)


Rachel said...

Wonderful! I'm very happy for you! Hope you have lots of lays in the meantime, don't forget to jack for me (seeing as I'm being good for the next 17 days).

Horny Old Guy said...

Thanks for the congrats folks! Believe me, it was MY pleasure!!! Maybe we can have a threesome Cyn...plenty of "salami" to go around (just don't tell Marcella that!) Rachel darlin' I will he happy to jack for you and may those 17 days fly by for you! Cheers to you all!

Anonymous said...

Well Mike, congrats on getting some tight pussy. Sounds like a fun, sexy lady. Been reading your blog for awhile and love it. Keep up the great work. Hope you get some more real soon, keep us posted, Bi Johnny..

anu said...


WOW I am really happy for you Miky:) Hugs n Kisses.

And i feel not sharing the blog may be a good idea. Good to have some personal space. Just my two cents worth!

Anonymous said...

just from reading this id fuck you crazy.

Bum Fluff said...

Heh, interesting blog, dude. You really enjoy fucking, duncha?

Btw, Im filipino too. Hahhaahhahahahah.

Cheers man, and congrats.

Horny Old Guy said...

Thanks for the comment and compliment Bi Johnny, hope to get some more tonight (Friday) and I've sprung many a boner all week in anticipation!

Anu, I think you're right about keeping this blog from Marcella. It would be hard to be truly candid if I know she's reading it. Still part of me says tell her about it...or at least let her know I'm doing a PRIVATE blog where I write about sex. I'm not too good about keeping secrets!

Oh you'd fuck me crazy anonymous eh? Wish you were here (but don't tell Marcella!) Where have you been all of my life? Thanks for that comment, it gave me another hard on!

Yup I do enjoy fucking bum fluff (WOW! Another sexy Filipana babe!). After you've been away from it for a while and done nothing but masturbate (not that I don't enjoy that!!!) it's particularly enjoyable! Thanks for the congrats and cheers to you!