Have you been reading about 58 year old Judge Donald Thompson of Oklahoma? This judicial old perv has been on trial for doing some mighty strange things while on the bench. Several female witnesses including an attorney and a court reporter testified that they saw his honor jacking off, using his penis pump, pissing in a waste basket and shaving his nut sack (say what?), all during trials, including one murder trial. The court reporter said she saw his honor's pecker at least 15 times. She finally had enough (I don't blame her!), turned the old cocksucker in and Judge Thompson found himself as a defendant on trial himself. This whole story gives new meaning to the phrase "Here comes (cums?) the judge!"
I guess there were quite a few moments of hilarity in that courtroom as witnesses described what Judge Jerkoff was doing. Both the defense attorney and the prosecutor were pantomiming jacking off and examining and playing with the judge's penis pump. A doctor lectured on the lengths (!) the defendant was willing to go to in order to enhance his sexual performance. I would have loved to have been there! Where is Court TV when we really need them?
The jurors found Judge Jerkoff guilty and he was sentenced to a year in prison along with a "stiff" fine. He may also lose his $90,000 pension which serves the old bastard right. These sick old fucks are giving us horny old guys a bad name! I've got the feeling that the judge will have a pretty rough time in prison especially if he meets up with some of the dudes he himself sentenced to be there. He'll probably really miss his penis pump in the slammer too. Instead his mouth may be pressed into service as a "penis pump" on the big dick of that big bad ass black dude they call "Bubba". In the shower room he will also probably be hearing these three familiar words from Bubba and his buddies: "Bend over motherfucker and let me drive you home!" Justice will be done I suppose! Don't drop the soap your honor!
In a somewhat related story, NBA basketball star Eddie Griffin is being sued because he allegedly crashed his luxury SUV into another SUV while driving drunk and jacking off while watching porn on his dashboard mounted DVD player, all at the same time!. He apparently got the "star treatment" from the police and wasn't even tested for his alcohol level, just escorted home by the cops instead! He initially tried to buy off the owner of the other SUV with offers of a new vehicle of his choice but the other guy wouldn't go for it. I thought these jock superstars were supposed to get all the free pussy they wanted but like yours truly I guess some of them need that jacking off on the side too.
Wait until Nancy Grace hears about this! She may ask to personally inspect Griffin's "evidence" if you know what I mean and I think you do! Hopefully she won't have too many orgasms on live TV when she rails against this pervert! Hey thanks for reading, see you next time!