Monday, August 07, 2006
Back in the Saddle Again!
There are times when jacking off feels especially good and Friday morning was one of those times for me. After my vasectomy the doctor told me no masturbation or any other kind of sexual release for a week. For me that is a LONG fucking time but as usual I did what the doc said. The week was up on Friday and waking up with a stiff dick that day, I immediately took things in hand and beat my fucking meat! Oh did that masturbation session feel good! Of course I also wanted to make sure my plumbing worked okay after being snipped and I'm pleased to say that everything was just fine. The jacking off felt just as good as it always does from beginning to end and I didn't even notice any less semen when I shot my wad.
I guess sperm doesn't account for much of the volume of your ejaculation. It actually seemed like a more powerful, heavier ejaculation in fact but that was probably just because of abstaining for a week which as I said is a long time for me. Anyway I breathed a sigh of relief when there was no pain or discomfort and my dick didn't implode or explode. The vasectomy was officially a success although I guess I shouldn't say that until the doc tells me there is definitely no sperm in my semen. That will apparently be a couple of months from now but for now I can resume fucking Marcella (with condoms of course), get sucked off by her and enjoy my hobby of jacking off to my heart's content. Thank you Jesus for all of that!
Marcella came over on Saturday and we had our usual weekend fuck-a-thon. Two fucks and one blow job before Marcella had to leave for church on Sunday morning. Marcella told me I fucked even better than I did before the operation (impossible!) and that my semen still tastes exactly the same...yucky! LOL She seemed to think the whole thing was pretty funny but she just doesn't realize how sensitive us guys are about our weenies. I think she does appreciate what I did though and is glad she doesn't have to go on the pill. In a couple of months, we'll both be even happier when we can dispense of those damn condoms. Good old fashioned nasty bareback fucking with no worries about pregnancy! Yeah! I truly wish I'd had this done about 35 years ago and I'd recommend this little procedure to any other guy who is certain he doesn't want to be a father any time in the future. Of course you need to be in a monogamous relationship if you want to do that bareback fucking thing...a vasectomy does absolutely nothing to protect you from STDs. For me a monogamous relationship is the only way to go nowadays though. As I said many times before, my days of whoring and one night stands are over for good! If it can't be monogamy, it will be strictly jacking off from now on!
Marcella didn't come back Sunday after church. Her parents came over from the Bay Area and she wanted to spend the day with them. She wanted me to come over and meet mommy and daddy but I am not ready for that yet. I don't imagine they will be thrilled to hear their Filipina princess daughter is doing the nasty with an old white dude 27 years her senior! I can imagine my reaction if my daughter Jennie (now 40...wow!) told me she was screwing a 67 year old Mongolian. Yipes! Oh well I'll worry about meeting the Folkers...I mean Filipinos later!
For right now I think I'll find that picture of the Olsen twins, whip out my dick and celebrate my newly regained freedom to jack off. Have a good week folks! I'll be back later in the week and I promise not to talk anymore about that goddamn vasectomy...at least until I have to go into the doc's office and jerk off in a bottle. You know I'm actually sort of looking forward to that! Wonder if they will offer me any good porno? At my age, you take your thrills where you can get them! Now where are those fucking Olsen twins?