Thursday, August 03, 2006
Jacking Off to The Olsen Twins!
Well just one more day until I can resume sexual activity after my vasectomy. Actually it's felt fine "down there" since the first of the week and I think that it would have been okay to have sex starting about then but I usually follow my doctor's instructions to the letter so I've been doing exactly what he told me to...wait a full week. These last couple of days I've been feeling super horny though. A week is a long time to go without sexual release for me. On my walk this morning I was mentally undressing every woman in sight and fantasizing about what it would be like to fuck them. Come to think of it, I do that EVERY morning! LOL Anyway, tomorrow the wait will be over. I'm planning to jack off first thing in the morning and if my dick doesn't explode or implode I'll give it some real exercise when Marcella comes over on the weekend!
Hey I just realized that I was so excited about getting laid last month that I forgot to name my "Celebrity Jack Off Fantasy of the Month" for July. Oh well, thanks to Marcella I really didn't need one for July, not that I have given up on jacking off altogether. To make up for my oversight my Jack Off Fantasy of the Month for August will be the Olsen Twins! Talk about doubling your pleasure! By the way, who the fuck are the Olsen Twins? I seriously have no idea. Movie stars? TV stars? Pop music stars? I haven't got a fucking clue! I guess I should pay a bit more attention to pop culture but every time I turn on the TV I want to kick the screen in! I got your "reality show" hanging dude! Oh well the Olsens are definitely a couple of lovely young women worthy of my masturbation fantasies so I guess that's all that is important. I'm sure they will be pleased when they find out they are the recipients of this great honor. If any of you see them on the street, please give them the word, okay?
There were a pair of twins in high school that I and probably every other boy in the school used to have some serious sexual fantasies about. Their names were Joan and Jean Travalino! Two absolutely stunning dark haired Italian beauties! I spent many happy hours jacking off while fantasizing about threesomes with those babes! They were "primo pussy" though and only dated the jocks or guys that looked like Rock Hudson or Tab Hunter. Little did we know that both of those Hollywood studs preferred sucking dick to eating pussy! In any case I didn't have a chance in hell on getting in either one of their sweet young panties (sigh). Oh did I jerk off to them though!
This was different though...YOUNG bare skin! I almost wore out my dick jacking off in the next couple of months thinking about that bare young butt and fifty years later it's still a vivid and erotic memory of my teen years. Joan and Jean wherever you are, thanks on behalf of all of us horny young guys who fantasized about fucking you while we jacked off. You made our high school years much more endurable even if you don't know it and probably didn't even know we existed at the time!
Well between thinking about the Olsen Twins and the Travalino twins, I've given myself a stiff boner now and the sad thing is I can't do anything about it. Oh well, I'll take care of business tomorrow and maybe fantasize about BOTH sets of twins then! Even a wet dream couldn't get much better than that! Hey folks (both of you!) I'll be "busy" for the next few days if you know what I mean and I think you do! I'll be back first of next week with a full report on post vasectomy sex. Yeah I know...you can hardly wait! Until then, have a great weekend y'all! Thanks again for reading this incoherent babbling!