Thursday, September 14, 2006

Fuckin' at the Drive In Movie!



There was a report on CNN a few days ago about the dwindling number of drive in movie theaters in the USA and it put me in a nostalgic mood about those wonderful and sexy places I remember fondly from my younger years. I haven't been to a drive in movie in many, many years, I don't believe since I left Sacramento where we had several drive-ins when I lived there. No drive ins at all are left here in Stockton although there was at least one when I moved here. The drive in movies especially in the latter years featured lots of sex and action but most of it wasn't up there on that big screen but in the front and back seats of the cars parked by the speaker poles. I think most of my generation and probably the generation after us has fond memories of those warm summer nights watching movies and making out under the stars. I know I sure do!


I think I was only about 9 or 10 years old when I started noticing all the action in the front and back seats of the drive ins. Our family frequently went to the drive ins in Santa Rosa and later Napa where I grew up. I soon noticed all the heavy making out and steamed up windows in the cars around us. Sometimes couples would move from the front seat to the back seat and I was pretty sure they were doing that nasty thing called "fucking" back there. That was confirmed one night when I looked over and saw a guy's bare buns bouncing up and down in the back seat in the car right next to us. I nudged my sister Karen and we both started giggling and trying to stand up to get a better look. When my dad noticed what was going on next to us he told us to sit down, knock it off and look at the goddamn movie. A few minutes later he moved the car to another spot and our interesting and educational sideshow was over. Unfortunately all we saw was those bouncing buns but that was enough to give me a stiff little weenie. I couldn't wait until I was able to do that nasty fucking thing in the back seat!


It certainly wasn't all horny couples doing the nasty at the drive ins of course. There were many families like ours there and some couples, married, I suspect , who just watched the movie sitting close together (pre-bucket seat of course!) or even far apart in the front seat. The drive ins definitely did have the well deserved reputation in those days as places to make out though. They were commonly known as "passion pits" in fact. The big back seats in those 1950's American cars definitely gave you the room to stretch out and slip the big salami to your sweetie. If you didn't score a "home run", you could hopefully make it to second or third base in the front or back seat. I suspect lots of cherries were popped and lots of children were conceived in the back seats of those Chevys, Fords, Pontiacs and Buicks back then. Lots of girls had their breasts felt and nipples sucked on for the first time and got the first feel of their boyfriend's big hard dick along with his many requests to perform certain acts on that thing too. Ah yes, those were the days!



Teenagers in particular appreciated the drive ins. Unlike today, back in the 1950's most mothers did not work. There was no going to your house or your girlfriend's house to try to get your girlfriends bra off and her panties down after school or during summer vacation. Mama was almost always home and frowned on such activities! Drive ins usually gave you the privacy you needed and were much cheaper than going to a motel. In addition you got to watch at least part of a double feature movie and chow down on that awful drive in snack bar food. What's not to like? Of course there was always the danger of being seen while you were sucking on your girlfriend's titty or she was sucking on your weenie but that just sort of added to the thrill.

I've heard that some drive ins employed security guard types who would stop and lecture or eject overly amorous couples but I never saw them at any drive in I ever attended. I think for the most part management looked the other way. I mean a paid customer was a paid customer even if they were fucking in the back seat! They would probably work up an even bigger appetite for the snack bar at intermission time. Some drive ins used to show a short film clip before the show and at intermission that said something like "Hello young lovers! Now behave yourself!" but most of us guys just laughed at that and tried to cop our first feel of the night!



I never had a car available until I was a senior in high school so I was a bit late in beginning to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh in the "passion pits". My first girlfriend Vicki was my first drive in date. We did lots of heavy petting from the beginning and I got my first blow job from VICKI at the old Kay Von Drive In in Napa. I came in her mouth and she almost barfed. Good thing we had that empty popcorn box available. I quite sure that wasn't the first time something like that happened there! I suspect many a young lady sucked on a dick for the first time at the drive in movie and almost as many got their first unwanted mouthful of cum during those oral encounters!


Vicki never forgave me for that SPURT in her mouth though and it was the first and last blow job I ever got at the Kay Von Drive In and in fact the last full blow job I ever got from Vicki. Oh did it feel good though! Lots of titty feels and nipple sucks on subsequent drive in dates, a little stinkfinger and quite a few hand jobs but no more drive in blow jobs from my sweetie pie Vicki! No fucking in the back seat either. Vicki was a virgin at the time and definitely not interested in having her cherry popped in the back seat of the family Buick at a drive in movie! We took care of that formality later on at her house but that's a whole different story!

As a matter of fact I don't think I've ever fucked in the back seat at a drive in theater in my entire life. Plenty of nasty things happened in the front seat but I don't think I ever did the full and complete nasty in the back seat even once. Throughout my twenties and into my thirties I was a frequent patron of the drive ins in Fairfield and Sacramento, almost always accompanied by girlfriends or one of my two wives. We did lots of heavy petting and with any luck the evening would include a hand job or even better a blow job before the show was over. Sometimes we actually went to see the goddamn movies and the sex was minimal or non existent! ! I guess by then with my own apartment or our combined home there was no need to crawl into the back seat in order to fuck. It was much more convenient and comfortable to suck and fuck at home.


Yet I wonder if I missed something! It's probably something I should have tried at least once since I've tried almost everything else sexually. If there was still a drive in here in Stockton, I wonder if Marcella would be willing to get in the back seat with me? Oh forget it! We both drive small Japanese cars! The thought of a 66 year old guy fucking in the back seat of a Honda Civic is more than just a little ridiculous, it's quite impossible! Someone could also walk by and either be grossed out or die laughing if they even saw an old fart like me me trying it! I should have done my back seat drive in movie fucking way back when cars were big and I had the chance! I'd still go for another drive in blow job though! I wonder if Marcella would suck me off in a drive in? I hope so!


By the way in the Golden Age of Porno (1970-1985) a few drive ins actually showed XXX rated hardcore movies. They of course had to be in fairly isolated locations away from highways and streets and public areas.. Can you imagine the crashes as Joe Sixpack got a look at the action up there on the screen while driving by on the freeway? I had one such drive in fairly close by when I lived in Sacramento. It was the Westlane Drive In in Davis. It was in a mostly farming area with the screen facing away from the highway and just a back road leading to the box office at the back. There seemed to be a lot of kids on bikes on that back road, some of them settled down in the ditch getting some explicit sex education from that big wide drive in screen. I would have been doing the same thing at their age!


I went to the Westlane a couple times. In a regular drive in you see hardly any single men (or women for that matter) but the Westlane had more single guys than couples, definitely no kids in any back seat. You can bet most of the guys had their zippers open and were jacking off while watching the porn. I know I was! There was more privacy there than at an indoor theater for whacking off...but then along came video tape which made both indoor theater and drive in porno obsolete. The Westlane like most other drive ins is long gone and demolished now...but not forgotten!

Anyway I have wonderful, sex filled memories of all those drive in movies. May they not totally disappear from our landscape altogether. If you have one near you, consider yourself lucky and patronize it once in a while. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do in the back seat. Believe me, that gives you LOTS of latitude! See you at the snack bar and remember to remove your speaker from your car window and place in back on the post before you leave! Zip up your fly too!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Old guy, like you I have some great drive in memories. Some heavy petting, but never did full fuck at one. Actually I live on an Island here in Canada, Prince Edward Island and we do have one left. Mmm wonder if my wife is up for it. Although I would have to rent a car to fuck in, as we dont have one, lol. More then once me and my old teen bad ass pals, left with the speakers, wires and all..lol. Have a great one Army pal, Bi for now Rob..

MrManicDepressive said...

Oh how I miss the drive-ins of my youth. They've all been replaced by shopping malls and strip malls. Some of my fondest memories are of TW sucking me off in the car while my buddy pushed against the back end of my car with his car (the movie had ended and he could see her head bobbing up and down on me); or of me fingering her to one strong orgasm after another; or burying my face in her pussy and eating her to one orgasm after another. Ah, very good times. Thanks for the memories, it's too bad my kids won't get to experience that kind of fun.

Anonymous said...

Believe it or not, more than twenty yaers ago, even as VHS (and Beta) were wheedling their ways into the average home, there was a drive-in theater in Indiana that showed hardcore XXX features exclusively. It was a heckuva ways out into the woods, far from "civilization," so it wasn't like neighborhood kids could catch glimpses from a road or subdivision earby. Surrounded by a thick forest of pine, cars and couples came in for triple features every weekend. My wife and I, newlyweds at the time, wentjust once, and barely made it through the first feature before we were spent! Talked about fogged windows--!

Horny Old Guy said...

Thanks for the comments guys! Glad to see I'm not the only guy who has fond drive in memories!

Wow! A drive in way up there in the boondocks of Canuck-land eh Rob? That is pretty impressive! I envy you for being able to get by without a car too dude! Wish I could!

Sounds you had lots of fun at the drive in too mr md! I wonder if modern kids would really appreciate the drive ins since they can fuck at home while watching porn on cable tv, video and their computer. I would still say they missed something good though!

There was an XXX drive in in Davis, near Sacramento when I lived there Mr. anonymous. I went there a couple of times by myself and jacked off (what else?) during the show, took a g/f a couple of other times and really had some fun! I guess if they are in a very secluded area, they are tolerated. This one was in a farming area, not facing any streets, highways, commerce or residential areas. I bet the kids still found there way to get a view of the screen though. Lots of whacking off in the fields...and who can blame them?

Rap said...

I read and enjoyed your blog, H.O.G. because it completely shatters the myth that to be youthful is everything.

I'm in Canada too. Western Canada and we also had drive-in movies here at one time.

Of course being out west we'd ride our horses to the movie. It was a little awkward at times if your date got a little frisky but unlike Rob in PEI we never tore the speakers off the pole when we left.

Horny Old Guy said...

Thanks Rap! Take it from me that being youthful is better than being old but since none of us is ever going to get any younger, it's best to enjoy where you are at in all phases of your life. Lots of sex definitely helps keep you young in my humble opinion, even if it you are by yourself!

Wow, TWO Canadians are reading this nonsense eh? That is way too cool! Glad you enjoyed "horsing around" at the drive in up there as much as we did down here! Cheers!