Monday, September 25, 2006

Lets Talk About Cocks!


No I am not turning queer folks! Nor does that big schlong on the left belong to me! Anybody who has read this blog, where I frequently "let it all hang out" in more ways than one, knows that very well. I just find the whole thing about how so many of us guys are so hung up on the size of our weenies sort of fascinating. We don't worry about the size of our fingers or our toes so why do we worry so much about the size of our dongs? I suppose the obvious answer to that is that fingers and toes are not sexual organs. I wonder how long this nonsense has been going on. Did the prehistoric cave men check each other out and wish they had as big a dick as old Alley Oop over there? Were they all envious of the humongous dongs on the dinosaurs? Were the cave women attracted to the cave dude with the biggest cave dong? Am I desperate for a subject to write about this morning? You betcha!



Marcella thinks that I have a big dick and it seems to be more than just fibbing flattery. She tells me that almost every time we are in bed together. Who am I to burst her bubble? She says that she has only been with two other guys sexually in her life and they were both Filipino. That may or may not explain her delusion. I can't remember seeing any pictures of naked Filipino dudes, nor am I looking for any, so I can't comment on any racial comparisons. Having such a limited number of lovers has certainly shortened the playing field for her of course. Now if I can just keep her away from porn and the internet and by all means not let her come across any pictures of Big John Holmes or any African American dudes, maybe those compliments will keep on coming. Most of us guys like to hear those things, whether they are true of not. In my case they are definitely NOT!



The truth of course is that my dong is just normal sized. Yeah I've measured the goddamn thing! According to statistics I found on line the average size mature erect penis is between five and seven inches long. My boner (above) measures  right at 7 inches so I guess I'm actually at the high end of average...but still average. No way I could or would ever brag about the size of my ding-dong! When not erect it's always seemed to be a bit shorter than those of the other dudes that I've seen in locker and shower rooms. Frankly I felt a little inadequate in that department until I measured it flaccid and found that I'm in the normal range there too, right at four inches. After the measurements, which didn't come until I was nearly forty as I recall, I finally relaxed about my own private penis size issue. I guess that I should have made that measurement at age fifteen, saved myself a few years of "penis envy" (Woody Allen jokes that he is the only GUY who suffers from that!) Of course when I was fifteen, with no porn available to compare myself to, I thought I really did have a big dick and I was pretty sure all that jacking off had something to do with it! I would be one hung motherfucker by now if that indeed was the case!


A little wisdom gained through the years has definitely helped. Once you accept whatever physical attributes you have and learn to live with them life becomes much easier. I am quite sure that I would be exactly the same person I am now with a five inch boner or a nine inch boner as I am with my seven incher. Yeah I'll admit that nine incher would make me feel a bit more sexually secure than a five incher...and probably more popular down in San Francisco too! In sex, the size of your pecker isn't all that important anyway, as almost every woman on the planet will readily tell you. There is much more than fucking involved in having a mutually satisfactory sexual relationship!


For example on the man's part developing good pussy eating skills (and it took me a while to do that!) will more than compensate for having a smaller sized weenie. The skilled use of your hands and fingers is also important. Just being a considerate lover, a "nice guy" in bed who is just as concerned with your partner's satisfaction as your own is definitely THE most important thing. The size of our fucking dick just doesn't really mean shit to anybody but ourselves when you come right down to it, as hard as that is concept is to accept for most of us. I mean sex feels just as good no matter how small or big your dick is so who gives a fuck? The sad truth is almost all of us guys do!



The only complaint about the size of my cock that I can remember in my whole life came back in my thirties during my swinging one night stand days. A woman I met in a bar said to me right after we fucked "I really thought since you were so tall you would have a bigger dick!" She didn't say it jokingly either, it was in fact a very sarcastic comment. I replied "Yeah I thought you would have a tighter pussy too!", equally rude I'll admit (we'd both had more than enough to drink!) but well deserved in this case I think. She told me to get my ass out of her bed, right then and there! The end of a beautiful relationship? No I don't think so. I suppose there are a few women to whom a big dick is very important, who would dump a guy because of the inadequate size of his wiener. They are certainly entitled to their opinion and their choices but frankly I have as much respect for them as I do for those men who would dump a woman because her breasts were not big enough.


Things really haven't changed much in the last fifty years. Read the teen discussion boards and you'll still see that today's teenage boys are even more concerned and obsessed with penis size than those of past generations. They are still worried that their dongs are not big enough and looking for penis pumps, pills and exercises to make them bigger. The increase the size obsession certainly isn't limited to teen aged boys either. It's a billion dollar industry aimed at men of all ages. The sad truth is that none of those pills, pumps or other silly gizmos work. At least I've never read any evidence that they do anything but take your money. Surgery can be successful but it's very expensive and can have severe complications from what I understand, like not being able to get the old pecker to stand up afterwards! Even if you are hung like our friend on the left (Whoa dude!) it's best just to accept what you were born with in my most humble and ancient opinion. It's a true sign of maturity when you can finally say to yourself and everyone around you "I'm satisfied with what I have down there and I really don't wish I had a bigger cock!" I'm ALMOST to that stage of maturity myself!



Aside from the size issue there is the controversy about which is best...to be circumcised or uncircumcised, to be cut or uncut. Almost all of the males of my generation were circumcised and as you can see from the picture of my limp dick at left that I am no exception. I've read the pros and cons of circumcision over the years and I'm really not sure which state is better. Personally if they would have asked me I would have said "Forget it doc! Get that fucking knife away from my little weenie!" but of course they didn't ask me and I couldn't have answered if they did. I don't see any substantial benefits to circumcision and from what I hear the practice is slowly dieing in this country just as it has in most of the rest of the world. I suspect that us circumcised dudes will eventually become the minority.


I've heard that sex may actually feel better for us guys with an uncut dong and that some women prefer to look at and be fucked by uncut dongs.Then again other women apparently say they prefer their men to be cut and say there really is no difference in feelings for them when they get fucked...so I just don't fucking know which is better...and at this stage of my life I don't fucking care.



With or without a partner I can't imagine sex feeling any better than it does now and I'm not about to go through an expensive, time consuming, maybe even painful foreskin reconstruction to possibly find out differently. Nah just like with the size thing, I'm satisfied with my ancient but still functioning circumcised ding-a-ling. If anybody else doesn't like it...well fuck 'em! LOL And that's about all I have to say about cocks for today and hopefully for any time in the future! Thanks for reading and see y'all next time!

6 comments:

Richard Lovel said...

Mine seems to be shrinking a bit with age. But it's not the dwindling size so much as the weakening erections that's a bummer. Oh well....

If I had a fairy godmother wish, I would not wish for a larger penis. I've always been most envious of low-hanging scrotums, and of long-distance ejaculators. Those are the phyisical enhancements I would opt for.

Horny Old Guy said...

I hear you about aging Richard! A new babe in my life has done wonders for my weakening erections though. I really don't need the Viagra although I still sometimes pop a pill just for "insurance". I've noticed lots more "morning wood" too! My only consulation before Marcella entered my life was that you don't need a full hard on to jack off (an activity I know we are both experts at!) Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Hi old guy. You just know the Bi guy has to have his double view point on this one. My wife says her first husband had a smaller cock then mine, I am 7.5 hard and 4 around, cut and shaved. But us men as boys need to learn that over 90% of women do not cum from cock pumping , but rather learning great oral is the answer. Licking the clit is so yummy.
As for sucking cock. I have been on my knees in front of alot of men. I will say that most are smaller then me, 4-6 inches, and some pencil thin. The hottest cock I sucked was a cute blonde guy, around 25 one time in a washroom(thats another story), he was really hung , about 9", and as round as a baseball bat. But that size is rare. It was a stretch, but it was mmmm-mmmm good..lol. The Bi guys view from both angles,,Bi for now old guy,,Rob

Shay said...

Besides, even if you have a smaller cock, there's lots of positions that can make you feel gigantic to her when you have sex.
Plus little cocks are kinda cute and easier to blow. ^_^ hehe

H.O.G. have you checked out my posts on penis size? Ironically I just wrote about this topic for my column in the paper this week.

Horny Old Guy said...

Yeah Rob I figured you might have a few words on the subject hehe. You definitely have some experience from every angle and your input is always welcome!

Shay darlin', my sex columnist guru, nice to hear from you too! I'll check out your posts on penis size. I've heard quite a few women say what you said about smaller dongs being more comfortable for sucking too! Makes sense to me!

Anonymous said...

That's a pretty big...post you have there :)
Anyway, everybody knows that you don't need a big dick in order to be a great lover. As long as it's not ridiculously small, you should be fine.
Plus, like Shay said, smaller cocks are easier to blow, even though you can get around the ''large'' problem by using your hands- which is also quite fun.