I went to my urologist for my third and final semen check last Thursday to make sure that there are no more of those sperm thingies in my jism after my recent vasectomy. I won't get the official result until later this week but the doc says that as soon as I do (assuming it is negative as we both expect it to be!) the green light is on for bareback fucking! No more fucking condoms! Hallelujah! Marcella and I are both excited about this. Condoms aren't that big of a hassle and anyone who has casual sex nowadays without them is a fool but like most guys I just prefer to play "Hide the Salami" without them. You have to take a break during foreplay to put the damn things on and it's best to withdraw immediately after ejaculating. I prefer spontaneous penetration and after shooting my load leaving my hard penis in the vagina and letting it go limp naturally. Besides it just feels better to fuck without them. Fucking with them is not quite as bad as taking a shower with a raincoat on as some have said...but it's still just more fun to fuck without them. Hopefully I am through with rubbers for good!
Reminiscing about about condoms...rubbers...the first time you see them as kids and find out what they are used for...finding used ones laying in the grass, in the street and even on the schoolyard...finding them hidden in your dad's drawer and trying one on, wondering why they are so big and your weenie is so small...your dad giving you one as a teenager and telling you to use it with your girlfriend if you need to and to ask for more if you need them...being issued them in the Army every time you went out to fuck the whores...feeling like a real man when you finally had a need to buy them at the drug store, but still feeling self conscious asking the female drug store clerk for them, which were hidden under the counter for adults only in those days...times when they weren't really necessary (the swinging 60's and 70's) and times when they are definitely necessary, at least for casual sex...NOW!
Thankfully Marcella has no problems with birth control of any kind. Most Catholics rightfully ignore the nonsense that comes out of the Vatican on that subject and Marcy is no exception. Those Catholics that don't ignore what the Church mandates, especially those in poverty stricken third world countries, frequently find themselves with children they neither want nor can afford and that is a tragedy and a disgrace for the Catholic Church, one of many I might add.
Marcella has no problems with masturbation either. We would have some BIG arguments if she started telling me that jacking off was a sin! She has even admitted to me that she masturbates and has a vibe hidden in her underwear drawer. Good for her! At least we have one "hobby" that we can share. I wonder if her cutie pie roommate Patty masturbates or has a vibe...oh I better stop thinking about Patty...it's too early to start jacking off this morning...or is it EVER too early for that? Probably NOT!
You know I'm sort of going to miss going to the doctor's office to jack off. These three appointments for jacking off in a bottle have been the only three times in my life that I've looked forward to going to the doctor's office. At my age, you have to take your cheap thrills where you can find them! As I handed the nurse my semen bottle, I jokingly told her that it was a lovely experience and asked her if I could come back for a repeat performance just for the fun of it. She laughed and told me she couldn't let anyone use that room or the wonderful erotic stimulation package (some old Playboy and Penthouse magazines!) without a doctor's appointment. Damn the bad luck! I didn't tell the nurse that on my first semen check appointment when they forgot to offer me the erotic stimulation package that I whacked off fantasizing about having a threesome with her and the office receptionist, who are a couple of babes by the way. Some things are just better left unsaid! Sadly there will be no more jacking off in the doctor's office I guess...at least until my next vasectomy (Say what?) All I can say is that it was much more fun that the finger up the pooper I get from the doc on my annual physicals!
Enough for now! I'll be back later on in the week with my "Celebrity Jack Off Fantasy of the Month" for November. Yeah I know...you can hardly wait! Have a nice week y'all!