Thursday, October 26, 2006
Love Those Nip Slips!
Well let me continue where I left off on the TITillating subject of cleavage and breasts. Why do all of us guys love breasts so much? Some of us are even totally obsessed with them! Is it because we were so attached (in every sense of the word!) to them as babies? That reminds me of Robin Williams' comment about vaginas..."We come out of them as babies and spend the rest of our life trying to get back in!" Truer words were never spoken with possibly the exception being "A stiff dick has no conscience!' With breasts its more likely that they are just so lovely to look at, so enjoyable to feel and kiss and suck on the nipples of them. I love ALL titties! All shapes, all sizes, all ages! More than anything else I love the variety! The average woman's breasts are much more interesting and erotic to me than those of the siliconed bimbos in modern day porn, all of which look pretty much the same to me. I've never been disappointed when I took a woman's bra off or she took it off for the first time...or any time! Yeah I just love those titties and I am absolutely sure that I have lots of company there!
The urban dictionary defines "nip slip" as "when a braless female's nipple accidentally slips out from under a loose fitting garment". That's my subject for today. I suppose it's sort of the Holy Grail of cleavage ogling. Nip slips can also occur with skimpy bathing suits or just getting the right viewing angle even when there is no cleavage involved. The key element is of course no bra. Nip slips can happen to your sister or mother, the girl next door, the biggest movie and music stars in the world or even the president's daughter (really!) We guys only hope that we will be there when when they do happen or at least someone with a camera will catch the moment for us all to treasure. Sometimes people get way too upset over a simple nip slip. Remember the Janet Jackson Super Bowl furor! From the outraged reaction of the right wingers and religious fanatics you would have thought that she flashed her beaver at us! Much ado about nothing! It's only a tit you silly people! Get over it!
My first major recollection of a nip slip is from my early teens. Our next door neighbors were a mid twenties married couple. I'd already had some jack off fantasies about the lovely and very nice wife Dory. I went over to borrow something for my mother one day and the husband Jeff at the front door told me to see Dory out in the back yard. Dory was sitting in a lawn chair reading. She was wearing a loose blouse and no bra and from where I was standing I had a perfect view of one pure white tit and a lovely and oh so perky and suckable nipple. It was very much like the picture at left. BOING! Instant hard on for young Mikey! What a disappointment when she got up to go into the house to get whatever it was my mom wanted to borrow. This was before my paper route customer Barbara introduced me to sex and it probably was my first ever view of a mature titty, well at least since I was a baby. I never saw Dory's tit again, probably never saw her without a bra in fact. Braless women were truly rare in the 1950's! Whenever I did see Dory or even think about her (even to this day!) I think of that lovely breast and perky nipple though. Oh would I have loved to suck on that! You can probably guess what I did when I got home (and for the next several weeks!) after witnessing that lovely sight!
I saw very few nip slips for several years after that. The sixties however were a great time to witness nip slips with all those braless hippie chicks and their boucing boobies. I lost track of all the of the bare tits and nipples I saw during those years. Another memorable nip slip for me was on a local Sacramento TV program in the late 1960s. This was before cable TV or VCRs you understand. No nudity allowed on TV whatsoever! A young woman was modeling bikinis on a live afternoon talk show and her complete breast slipped out. Several seconds of erotic delight for those guys of us lucky enough to witness it! WOW! A bare titty on TV! My cock was out and I was jacking off before she got her tit back in the bikini top. Even though I was in my late twenties by then, this nip slip event had as big as an effect on me and my dick as seeing Dory's lovely nipple had many years earlier/
And so to this day, it's a constant search for nip slips for yours truly, the Horny Old Guy! Women usually are wearing bras of course and you have to settle for just cleavage (which as I said in my last post is just wonderful!) but once in a while you really get lucky and get to spot a nip. The web has brought us a wealth of visual material on celebrity nip slips. It's amazing all of the movie stars from Britney Spears to Jennifer Lopez to Lindsay Lohan who have nip slips when a camera is around but I guess with those people, a camera is ALWAYS around! I wasn't joking about the president's daughter either. Jenna Bush apparently had a nip slip when dancing with daddy (!) at a formal event at the White House. Yup nip slips can happen when you least expect them so us guys have to constantly be on the alert and keep our eyes open at all times. The next nip slip may be right around the corner! We can only hope!
Is ther anything us guys like better than viewing a nip slip? Well yeah....
It's of course a PUSSY slip! Doesn't that (above) look just good enough to eat? Yummy! I'll have to write about those lovely things some day but for now I'm on my way to my last jack off in a bottle post-vasectomy sperm check. Bareback fucking should be just two days away! Whoopi-ti-yi yo! More about that on Monday! Hey have a nice weekend everyone! You guys keep your eyes peeled for nip slips or better yet pussy slips and tell me if you see any, hear?