Thursday, November 09, 2006
Now That Was a Nasty Movie!
A friend loaned me a DVD he bought while in Europe. It's actually an American film called "Ken Park" but it hasn't been released here in theaters or on video at all as far as I know. I did a little research and it seems that the sex scenes are considered too hot for American audiences. Extreme violence in movies like "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "Saw" are just fine you understand but God help us if we show somebody fucking, sucking cock or eating pussy! (Are we a sick society or what?) This film deals with a group of high school students and even though all of the actors, male and female, are on record as being of legal age (18+), that also adds to the controversy. Everybody knows that high school students aren't engaging in sex, right?
How hot is it? Well one of the first scenes shows a dude performing cunnilingus on his girlfriend's mother! I might add this mom is the ultimate MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck!). I don't blame the dude! I'd eat her out too! It's hard to tell if this guy is really "yodeling in the canyon"or it's simulated but he's got his face buried between her legs and it gave me a big boner and I wished I was him. Later on in bed with his girlfriend's mom she puts her hand down his shorts and gives him a "helping hand" by rubbing his dick. Some guys have all the luck!
Later another dude is in bed with his girlfriend, tied up by her (kinky!) and ready to do the nasty with her when the girl's daddy (a religious fanatic) walks in on them. Note the dude's boner in the picture below which will soon be shrinking fast. Daddy is not amused and starts beating him up in fact. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time! Bummer dude!
Then in another shocking scene a real asshole ties a sash around his neck, for a bigger thrill I guess, and jacks off, which is explicitly shown all the way to ejaculation. How often do you see that in a non-porno film?
The movie concludes with a threesome (two guys and one gal) and the babe (pictured at left) is one that any of us red blooded guys of any age would just LOVE to have a threesome or better yet a twosome with! Oh yeah we would! There is no actual penetration shown but it comes pretty close with boners and some nice oral sex shots. A very sexy sequence which finally brought me some sexual relief too, if you know what I mean and I think you do!
The sex scenes were very erotic BUT they were unfortunately balanced by some extremely brutal scenes that for me were very hard to watch. A kid shoots himself in the head in the first scene of the movie. Later the kid who jacked off brutally kills his grandparents for no apparent reason. Lots more ugliness and violence throughout the film. As much as I enjoyed the sex scenes, it's a movie I'd never want to see again. Every time I would get a stiff dick from the sex, I'd lose it again because of the subsequent brutality. It was difficult to maintain my boner even long enough to jack off...so I guess you can consider it a "thumbs down" from me...but at least I give the director credit for showing some real sex on film for rather than the silly tits and ass, masturbation joke stuff we usually get in American films. The Europeans aren't so hung up on sex as us and you sometimes see the real thing there, although oddly enough the sex there is also frequently combined with violence.
Why can't we just have the sex without the violence? That brings to mind another very sexy Japanese film called "In the Realm of the Senses" (still frames above) from several years ago. Lots of nice hardcore sex...fucking, a complete cum in mouth blow job, etc...and then it ends with the gal cutting the guy's dong off, simulated of course but graphically shown on screen. Ewwwwwwwwww! I don't think I ever lost an erection so fast in my life! It seems like if you do see sex in movies (think Michael Douglas eating out Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct" or Sharon displaying her beaver in that chair!) it always has to be combined with extreme violence. I think for most of us sex has nothing to do with violence...it's just the total opposite in fact. I just don't get why the movies almost always combine the two. Maybe it's just to discourage old farts like myself from jacking off at the movies!
As I ponder that subject some more, let me go get another cup of coffee. Marcella is going to the Bay Area to see her parents again this weekend (Bummer!) but she's coming over Friday night for another round of bareback fucking (Hallelujah!). I guess my right hand will have to get me through the rest of the weekend but it's done just that on many a weekend throughout my life so no big deal there. Enjoy the weekend y'all. The balcony is now closed!