Monday, December 11, 2006

Modern Porn Truly Sucks!


Well I hope everyone had a good weekend. Marcella did more Christmas shopping than fucking Mikey this weekend and I even missed my ritual Sunday morning blow job when she got up and left for church before I even woke up. Bummer! A sweet young thing (actually one of my blog readers!) gave me some nice verbal inspiration via Instant Messaging which encouraged me to sort of "take things in hand" though and I made up for that missed Sunday morning BJ. That was fun! Thanks to that darlin'!!!


I went out and did a bit of Christmas shopping myself Sunday afternoon and decided to stop in at my local sex shop to check out the latest porno DVDs. My God that stuff is looking worse than ever! Modern day porno truly SUCKS, no pun intended! Nobody can ever accuse me of being a prude. I mean I love erotica, I love sex and I love GOOD pornography! Some of my happiest days were spent jerking off to "Debbie Does Dallas" and other nasty XXX flicks at the old Pussycat Theater in Sacramento! Most of the modern day crap is a total turn off for me though. Yeah maybe it's because I'm an old fart and way behind the times but I don't think...no I'm SURE that I wouldn't have been attracted to this garbage on the horniest day of my horny youth! Hmmmm...maybe that's going a little too far! LOL



Does anybody really get aroused by titles like "Motherfucking Gang Bang", "Weapons of Ass Destruction" (LOL) and "D.P. That White Pussy"? I'm sure the answer to that is yes they do or the stuff wouldn't be there. It appears to be the crap that sells in the current market and in my humble opinion just another sad commentary on the state of modern culture and modern society. It all seems so cruel and mean spirited...gang banging, face fucking, gagging, rape, S and M. Most of it is extremely aggressive and demeaning towards women and I can fully understand the feminist complaints about it. Whatever happened to the porn where both sexes were having consensual fun and it usually involved just two people, well at least no more than three when there was a threesome scene? Admittedly there could sometimes be a bit of the dark side of sex in the old porn and yeah there was always more pleasure for men than women (lots more blow jobs than pussy eating for instance) but nothing like this mean spirited, ugly shit! It appears to me that they have taken the joy out of sex and erotica which is really not a good thing!


If the titles and subject matter weren't enough to turn you off, I've read that THOUSANDS of pornos are now made each year. The market is so fragmented that there is little incentive to produce anything of quality. Anyone with a camcorder, a motel room, a couple of siliconed, tattooed, pierced whores and a stud who can keep his dong up for more than ten minutes (frequently with the help of Viagra) can and does make and sell porn videos. All the money really goes into those color DVD covers...what's inside the DVD case is more than likely to be of pathetic quality in every respect. I suppose there is a very small amount of worthwhile modern porn out there somewhere but I really don't know where to find it. The reviews I've found on line really don't give me much confidence that any of it suits my taste. I mean if it's not going to turn me on, not going to give me a hard on and make me want to jack off...why bother? Life is too short to view trash whether it's in the form of prime time network television, an Adam Sandler movie or a boring, sloppily and cheaply made porno DVD. Life is also too short to write or read my goofy blog but that's another story! LOL again!


I looked through a couple of hundred DVD covers in the sex shop yesterday and couldn't find even one that interested or inspired me at all. The classics like "Debbie Does Dallas", "Opening of Misty Beethoven" and the Mitchell Brothers "Autobiography of a Flea" are hard to find nowadays in the sex shops and DVD rental stores although some are available for sale on line. I've got a few of those primo titles in my personal collection and they are all I need when I need a dose of porno to bring the old pecker to life again. Marcella has never seen a porn feature and wants me to show her one. Maybe we can invite her roommate Patty over too! Ah Patty! Now just the thought of that sweetie does more for me and my ancient but still functioning dick than all of the modern porn in that sex shop! On that happy and penis expanding note I'll stop whining about modern porn and wish you all a great week!

6 comments:

Sex me up said...

i may not be as old as you are but i do agree with you to some extent. i still prefer good sex and erotica but not too extreme ones!

Anonymous said...

Mike- I hear you there, and agree. I was in a sex shop last week and seen the same thing. Although I have to admit the titles College Girls, young and hot, are what get me going. The last one I seen was an oldie but a great one. Cant remember the name, but it involved a daughter and mom, who both left their bf's. The mother ended up doing the daughters bf, and the daughter ended up in a motel room with the Stepfather. Mmm now that made for some prime masturbating..
But there is alot of crap movies out there now. Have a great week Mike, and I let us know how your lady liked the porn, and what you 2 watched. The porn shop lady showed me the "Priates of the Caribeen" new porn movie. She said it was really good and popular, and also like $80.00 new, wow. Ok Bi for now Rob

cynthia said...

yo mikey why dont we make our own porn? :)

cyn

Mike Stewart said...

Thanks for the comments folks! Cyn darlin' that's the best idea you've had so far! Too bad you live so far away! Oops, don't think Marcella would approve either...but it's still a GREAT idea!

Shay said...

Ooh sounds like you're almost as picky as me when it comes to porn!

womanforlife said...

I totally agree. Between really bad porn and extremely dodgy sex shops (our local one makes you want to disinfect your shoes on leaving), I have this sudden urge to:
1. Make GOOD porn
2. Open a really superb, comfortable and welcoming sex shop!

Perhaps I should stick those on my New Year's resolutions list..? :-)