Thursday, January 11, 2007

Cocksucking in the Movies!


No I'm not talking about that blow job I got in the back row of the old Pussycat Theater in Sacramento back in 1970's. Today I'd like to talk about blow job scenes from the movies for no particular reason except that I love blow jobs and I love erotica and explicit sexuality in movies. These are not XXX rated porno films we are talking about but legitimate movies, mostly foreign, with explicit cock sucking scenes in them. There are only a handful of these flicks that I know of, in fact I can recall only six in the last thirty years. As we all know it is perfectly fine to show beheadings, disembowelments and every other kind of savage and sadistic act on the screen but it's still generally taboo to show hard ons, cock sucking, pussy eating and explicit fucking. Janet Jackson's boob comes out on TV and the blue noses act like the world is coming to an end! Are we a sick society or what? Anyway here are a few films that turned me on with their explicit cock sucking/blow job scenes.


"In the Realm of the Senses" (above) was a controversial 1976 Japanese film which featured some nice hardcore sex including several fucking scenes with penetration and one great blow job scene where this lucky dude gets sucked all the way to ejaculation, with cum dripping down the gal's chin to show you that it was for real. The only problem with this flick is that our hero gets castrated at the end of the movie, simulated of course but pretty damn ugly on the big screen! That scene quickly shrunk down my boner which had been throbbing all the way through the film. I should have jacked off during the blow job scene when I had the chance!


Then there was "Devil in the Flesh" a 1986 Italian-French production which featured a young college student being blown by his luscious babe of a girlfriend. He seems to be more interested in some Socialist reading material than enjoying her copping his joint which either indicates he's gay or he's a fucking nut case! No cum shot but a pretty good cock sucking scene. Alas most of the rest of the movie is extremely dull except when the babe periodically takes her clothes off.


The British film "Intimacy" from 2001 had several nice simulated sex scenes and a few seconds of lovely Kerry Fox sucking the dick of her lover. Some guys have all the luck! This shows up on cable TV but the hardcore stuff is snipped out, damn it! I believe it's available on DVD in both the uncensored and cable TV versions.


Another British import "9 Songs" from 2004 had some pretty nice hardcore fucking as well as a couple of oral scenes. The blow job scene ends with the gal finishing the guy off with her hand and a cum shot. That's not quite as good as cum in the mouth for a real life blow job but I guess they wanted to get that "money" shot in...or maybe the leading lady doing the cocksucking just didn't want a mouthful of jism (like both of my wives and several of my ex-girlfriends!) It was a pretty hot scene though! Unfortunately you have to listen to some godawful fucking loud rock music between the sex scenes but at least somebody had the "balls" to show some real non-simulated sex (and quite a bit of it!) for a change! I actually jacked off when I watched this one in a multiplex. You can read about that disgusting act right HERE and yes I am ashamed of myself (sort of!)


Believe it or not an AMERICAN film called "Brown Bunny" released by Columbia Pictures in 2003 had an actual cock sucking scene in it! Vincent Gallo was the writer, director and star of this thing. He wrote the most boring script of all time (he travels across the country and nothing happens!) but in the climax (no pun intended!) his script calls for this babe to suck him off. Hey that Gallo dude ain't no dummy! Not a bad blow job scene if you are still awake at the end of the movie! Hard to tell if she actually "finishes" the job though since there is no "money" shot. Some have even suggested Gallo used an artificial (king sized!) dick but Gallo insists that indeed is his Italian salami. Whatever!



Finally a 2006 flick called "Shortbus" (still frame above) which I haven't seen yet reportedly has LOTS of hardcore sex in it...fucking and sucking and pussy eating and even a guy sucking himself off (some guys have all the luck!) It features a popular female Chinese TV and radio performer from Vancouver BC Canada who almost lost her job when her bosses discovered she had done the nasty in this movie I believe. I'm looking forward to seeing it when it comes out on DVD soon.



I had really intended to title this post"Pussy Eating in the Movies". I find explicit muff diving scenes in the movies even more erotic and enjoyable than cock sucking scenes but I'm really having problems finding some still frames, possibly because there are so few non-porn films that explicitly show this wonderful sport, long one of my favorite real life activities as well as one of my top voyeuristic pleasures. There are only a few of these films that I can think of offhand. The French film "Betty Blue" had a great pussy eating scene in it as did another more obscure French film in black and white that I can't even think of the name of.



The uncut version of "Basic Instinct" (above) plainly shows Michael Douglas's face buried in Sharon Stone's lovely muff and if he ain't eating some pussy, he's doing a pretty damn good imitation of it! I really think old Mikey is actually "yodeling in the canyon" if you know what I mean and I think you do! Get me close to Sharon's muff and I'd do the same thing! Then there is the uncut version of "Body of Evidence" which shows Willem Dafoe apparently eating out Madonna (left). I don't know...as many places as that pussy has been I'm not sure I would have volunteered for that assignment even if they paid me big bucks. On second thought, yes I would! LOL


"Shortbus" also apparently has at least one explicit pussy eating scene (above) but as I said I haven't seen that one yet. Then there is the controversial "Ken Park" which I talked about some time ago (HERE) which features a prolonged scene of a young stud eating out his girlfriend's mother (!). Whoa dude! Talk about kinky! Even I never thought about that although none of my girlfriend's mamas that looked like this (below). Talk about a MILF!!! Come to think about it my first real girlfriend Vicki's mama was sort of a babe but I guess I was too clean cut then (what are you laughing at?) to think about "yodeling in her canyon"! Fucking her? Yeah to tell the truth that did enter my horny young mind!




Anybody know of any other good pussy eating scenes in mainstream movies? Please let me know because I'd sure like to see them and hopefully talk about them and show some still frames in a future post.


Meanwhile that's about it for today. I'm getting a hard on just thinking about all that oral sex. Marcella is unfortunately going to the Bay Area to visit her family so I won't be doing any muff diving or getting my weenie sucked on this weekend, damn the bad luck! It's back to jacking off for the Horny Old Guy. No big deal, I've been here many, many times before! Hmmmm...I wonder if Patty wants to go to that hot tub place...with just me??? (Just kidding Marcy darlin'!) I hope you people have lots of good sex, oral and otherwise though. Enjoy your weekend, thanks for reading, see you on Monday!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

**Ok you asked for it,,LOL--
Hi Mike, as you know one of my all time fav subjects, blowjobs. As a Bi guy, I have perfected this art really good over the past 15 years. If you read my latest livejournal (www.livejournal.com user name hotbiguy) post you will see I had a 3some this week. I can take 8" now without gagging, and wow was it fun..lol. But I can eat pussy just as well..I have been with alot of ladies that were not very good at giving a good bj. I give a much better one now that with all the practice, and luv swallowing and watching a guy squirm after he gives me a big load.
I didn't realize that old Mike got some muff diving in basic instinct, Oh god I would luv to eat sexy Sharon. Have a great weekend Mike, Bi Rob

Mike Stewart said...

Ah you do sound like an expert on the fine art of both cock sucking and pussy eating Bi Rob! You ought to leave a direct link to your Live Journal page right here with your comments so people (myself included!) could jump right to your horny adventures. As always thanks for the comment!

Steff said...

Okay, just how does a guy suck himself off? I mean...he must be pretty darn big or pretty darn flexible. Maybe both.

Enjoy the hand...hopefully you'll have decent inspiriation! ;)

Mystery Actress said...

Hey HOG! You found a still from "Poppy Cock"...the short porno I did way back in 1996!!!

ROFL! I did do a doubletake as that is a dead ringer for me up there!! Wouldn't want my folks to see that picture that's for sure. So you like scrawny chicks with reddish hair eh? Maybe I am your type after all?? Nah.....

The 'Don't Look Now' movie (Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie) has to contain one of the most erotic sex scenes of all time. There's no graphic cunnilingus though and it might be too tame for you??

Bi-Rob, mazeltov on your 8" truimph. I can take your comments now without gagging too!!

From

M.A.

Mike Stewart said...

Yup Steff it's a apparently a combination of both of those desirable attributes that lets you suck your own dong and I'm shit out of luck in both departments, damn it! For more of my thoughts on the subject, check out a post entitled "Can You Blow Your Own Horn?" in my November 2005 archive. Thanks for the good wishes...my hand thanks you too! My inspiration for jacking off has been much more than just "decent" lately darlin' if you know what I mean and I think you do! :)

Mystery Actress you did a porn flick??? Now I am REALLY impressed darlin'! Is "Poppy Cock" in the IMDB (Internet Movie Data Base)? Redheads have given me many a boner over the years! Agreed on that scene from "Don't Look Back" too...VERY sexy!!!

Mystery Actress said...

Masturbation Mike, I was joking..... I am an "artiste" I'll have you know! And a bra-burning feminist... don't ask me what I'm doing reading your blog.... I suspect you're really some buff blonde Californian surfer dude having a laugh on this blog... now that'd be cool and I'd give you my number anytime!!! ROFL again...

Whatever, happy shagging/wanking etc etc...

M.A.

Mike Stewart said...

Oh you weren't really in that porn flick "Poppy Cock" eh M.A.? Sorry to hear that but I still respect you as an "artiste" and bra burning feminist. Wish I was a buff California surfer dude (sigh) if that would get me your number! Unfortunately what you see (here) is what you get with the Horny Old Guy! Thanks for your comments though as well as the good wishes on my favorite pastime! Cheers and good luck in your profession!

Anonymous said...

Mike - Let me give you that link, where I get my horn and others blown,,lol
www.livejournal.com my user name is hotbiguy

Happy Reading. Bi Rob

Adrian said...

Being the randy son of a bitch I am, I've checked out this blog quite a bit and I'm astounded at Rob's sexual exploits in .. Charlottetown of all places. I read your livejournal today. That's quite a social life you've got there Rob!

As a Canadian gay male, I'm quite jealous. I lived in Toronto for over ten years and even in and around Church and Wellesley I never saw the kind of action that you seem to find on..... PEI.

I can just see the cum flying over the Anne of Green Gables apple jelly... well, thank god for all the doilies on hand to mop it up!!

Here's to all that jacking and swallowing and fisting... (oops, sorry, forgot your daughter was staying with ya Mike!)

Adrian (formerly of T.O. now living in Port Hope)

Anonymous said...

Ha Adrian, if you cum back on here, drop me an email
robboswall@hotmail.com and say hi..

Reality Check said...

http://www.shortbusthemovie.com/

Slated Release date March 13 2007
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=7351672

http://worldfilm.about.com/od/photogalleries/ig/-Shortbus--Photo-Gallery/index.htm
Sorry nothing terribly titillating in the pics