Thursday, February 15, 2007

About Vanna White and Cherry Poptart!

The variety of nasty thoughts and erotic fantasies that enter the mind of yours truly the Horny Old Guy on any given day are truly amazing! Marcella came back to my place after dinner last night and gave me some Valentine's Day loving...a rare mid week suck and fuck session for us since the only time we normally play "Hide the Salami" is on weekends (her idea, not mine!) This weekend she will be out of town to visit her parents so this mid week fuck night was just what I needed to get me through the coming 10 day "dry spell". What I am getting at about the fantasies is that before we even went in the bedroom we were sitting on the couch watching that "Wheel of Fortune" game show (Marcy loves it, I can't stand it!) on TV and I was fantasizing about how much I'd still like to fuck Vanna White.

Vanna is a real babe! I distinctly remember watching "Wheel of Fortune" during the 1980's and 1990's just to ogle Vanna and imagine what it would be like to perform every imaginable sex act on her. Fuck that Pat Sajak guy and all those goofy contestants! Vanna was the reason I watched "Wheel of Fortune" and I'm sure I'm speaking for horny males of all ages. I'm also quite sure that I often whipped my dick out and jacked it off while I fantasized about burying my face and dick in Vanna's sweet young muff. When Playboy published some semi-nude shots Vanna did before she started turning numbers, I thought I had died and gone to heaven! That cum stained issue of Playboy made many a trip to the bathroom and the bedroom with me. Ah that lovely set of rather large (and natural I do believe!) tits! Ah that soft, round, luscious, lickable looking butt! Ah that dark haired bush you could just barely see under the lingerie! Ah the hard on I'm getting right now just thinking of the lovely Vanna! God bless you Vanna White! You've given this old fart many a hard on over the years and I thank you for that! You're turning 50 this Sunday February 18 and I'd still like to fuck you! Happy Birthday darlin'!

After Marcella went home about 11 o'clock last night I saw a commercial on TV for Kellogg's Pop Tarts and I immediately started thinking about the cartoon character "Cherry Poptart" which shows you how my dirty mind works. I think I still have a couple of those nasty comic books in my closet somewhere. Cherry was the title character in a hardcore comic book from the 1980's. The comic was sort of an XXX rated version of the old Archie comics (remember Archie and Jughead and Betty and Veronica? I used to fantasize fucking Betty and Veronica too!) Cherry was the kind of girlfriend all of us guys wish we all had back in high school...always ready and willing to fuck or suck you off in the car...and she swallowed! There was actually some talk about making a movie of the series if I remember (Cherry was 18 and legal!) but that deal must have fell through, damn it! Cherry's mom was a real babe and a sex maniac too, a "MILF" (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) before that slang term was even invented. Yeah Cherry was the stuff wet dreams were made of! Every teenage boy should have a Cherry Poptart in his life and from what I've been reading that just may indeed be just the case in our current society. Like I've said many times before, I was born 50 fucking years too soon!

Here's the ever popular Cherry Poptart doing what she does best!

Then this morning I went out for my walk and stopped in at the Walgreen's drug store. I immediately spotted the cutie pie clerk Amanda at the cash register. In contrast to my dark haired beauty Marcella, Amanda is blond, blue eyed with pale white skin, 18 to 21 years of age I would guess, a youthful, perfect figure, the "girl next door" type of my youth...and she looks absolutely good enough to eat, which among other things is just what I fantasize doing to her as I stand in her line. BOING! Boner time in the drug store and I don't need no Viagra today, thank you! If I was just 50 years younger...I still wouldn't probably have a chance in hell! Needless to say I jacked off to sweet Amanda when I got home!

Why am I telling you nice people all of this stuff? As usual I have no fucking idea except that it may explain why I am such a horny old fart and a compulsive masturbator (as if you already didn't know that!) at the ripe old age of 66. It's also all that I could think of to write about on this beautiful morning in Northern California. My condolences to you people who are snowed in in other parts of the USA and Canada. Think positive...cold nights are great for fucking! They ain't even bad for masturbation! Thanks for reading this nonsense and enjoy the weekend y'all!


Dee's Husband Joe said...

Nice? Who you calling nice? If I were nice I wouldn't find visiting here to be half the hoot it is. Keep up the good work, Horny!


Anonymous said...

Mike, your right its damn cold up north here. -28C windchill when i steped out today,,brrrrr, I actually never heard of the Cherry poppin comics, but Poppin a teen cherry is something that is at the top of my too do list. This Bi guy is getting the cravings again. Time to visit my gay friend Tim soon for a little hide the weenie in his mouth,,lol. Have a great one Mike, and stay warm. Bi Rob

Jess said...

We got about 3 ft of snow here..Freezing my booty off :-p but it does make for warm cozy nights under the sheets..hehe

MrManicDepressive said...

Wonderful memories. That Vanna, she's still a hottie ain't she? And without any tittie enhancement too! My kinda gal!

As for Cherry, I loved those comics. I saw most of them online as opposed to in print. It was a nice series, especially to a young, impressionable honry bastard like myself.

Thanks for the mammories, err, I mean memories.

Mike Stewart said...

Thanks for the comments folks! Nice to know that there are some more Vanna and Cherry fans out there! Stay warm Jess darlin'!