Monday, February 19, 2007

Jackin' and Jailbait!



"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with."...McMurphy (portrayed in the film by Jack Nicholson) in Ken Kesey's great novel "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".


I was walking through the mall on Saturday afternoon and gazing at all of those lovely high school and college aged young women in their tight jeans, bare midriffs and low cut tops. Like I've said many times before I was just born fifty fucking years too soon! Yeah I am well aware that many of these young women are definitely in the category of "jailbait" which means that they are under 18 and it's illegal to "slip the salami" to them in most parts of the country. You think of that old saying "16 will get you 20!" which means fool around with an underage girl and you will probably find your ass in the slammer for a long, long time! That's probably as it should be. I'm certainly not advocating sexual affairs between old farts and underage babes. And yet...and yet...those nubile young babes are sooooo lovely to gaze upon and even have masturbatory fantasies about. I think as long as you look but don't touch it's perfectly legal and perfectly okay!


It's hardly rocket science that young women don't suddenly become attractive and sexually desirable at the magic age of 18. Beginning about the time they have completed the transition to puberty (we're talking boobs and bushes, not prepubescent!) they are quite lovely creatures indeed. These lovely young women have been the subject of artists and writers since the beginning of time. They have also been giving us guys of all ages hard ons all during the same time span right down to present day. Is anybody going to tell me that a sexually mature 15 or 16 year old young woman is not a lovely and erotic sight? Sorry but I just don't buy that bullshit! Hey they look good to us as teenagers and they look good to us all of our lives. Again I am not advocating getting involved with these young women, as lovely and tempting as they may be, and I'm certainly against any sort of exploitation of them through molestation, prostitution or pornography. I just think that their beauty and sex appeal is something that can be and should be recognized and acknowledged at a distance without you being labeled a pervert.




Okay I'll admit it! I jacked off on Saturday night to fantasies about some of that sweet young jailbait I ogled in the mall Saturday afternoon. Marcella was out of town and I was lonely and horny and it was Saturday night! I ask you...what's a horny old guy to do? Of course I could have jacked off to fantasies about Marcella but by now...well it's like that old saying about when he have beef every night, even if you love beef, sometimes you get a desire for chicken! I could also have jacked off to Marcella's cutie pie roommate Patty but I've been doing a lot of that lately and besides the images of those jailbait sweeties I saw at the mall were still fresh in my mind. One young redhead in particular that was sitting at a table across from me in the food court was my masturbatory sex partner for the evening. If she had only known "Old Gramps" would be soon slipping the big salami to her in his dirty old mind...uh she probably would have been grossed out! The end result was the same if I had been actually fucking my imaginary jailbait princess...SPURT!!! Admittedly getting to that point wasn't as memorable or enjoyable in my fantasy as it would have been in real life but at least it was completely legal. At my age I have to take my cheap thrills where I find them!


In the current movie "Little Miss Sunshine" Alan Arkin plays a randy grandfather who strongly advises his grandson to get some of that young poontang while he is still underage and it's legal for the one and only time in his life. I couldn't agree more with old gramps! One of my biggest regrets is that I didn't try harder to get myself some more of that tight young stuff when I was still young stuff myself. An older woman named Barbara introduced me to the wonderful world of fucking when I was just 13 but then I went through a long "dry spell" (except for jacking off of course!) until I met my first real girlfriend Vicki as a junior in high school...and it took a long time to get into Vicki's panties! If I had it to do all over again I definitely would have found myself another young sweetie, hopefully several young sweeties, to play "Hide the Salami" with during those young and horny years prior to getting involved with Vicki You don't realize how good some things are until the time has passed for you to get them. At least get them legally! Damn the bad luck!



I fully realize that at my age the thought of having a sexual relationship with a very young woman is totally ludicrous! It just ain't gonna happen and I know it! I'm more than old enough to be their freaking grandfather. I can hear their "Ewwwwwwww!"'s right now! When I was MUCH younger I'll admit that I had a little of that illegal but tight and sweet jail bait poontang but those times were few and far between. I could have gotten in some serious trouble and I certainly did worry about my indiscretions afterwards. In retrospect I was young and stupid and should have resisted temptation and avoided those encounters. It's like another old saying though..."a stiff dick has no conscience!" Truer words were never spoken my friends!



I think of that time when I first got out of the Army at age 21 and met a high school aged sweetie at a drive in movie in Napa and later fucked her without a condom! on the grass in a city park. Talk about living dangerously...but oh did that tight young pussy feel good! Then there was that hippie hitchhiker I picked up on the road to Reno back in my thirties...three days of pure XXX rated ecstasy, the stuff wet dreams are made of, but it also could have got me in some BIG trouble! Yup I should have kept it zipped that time too! That last little escapade was over 30 years ago and I'm happy to say it was the last time I indulged in illegal nookie, quite possibly because it was the last time I had any offered to me...which is probably a good thing since I have no desire to land in the slammer at this stage or at any stage in my life! If you don't have the temptation in your face, you usually stay out of trouble! I still discretely look (rather than stare) at the young stuff and still get turned on though...and at times (like last Saturday night!) I still jack off to fantasies about these lovely young babes. I suspect I have lots of company too. That's just one of the things us guys do, at least most of us guys! The truth is that the older we get the better that young stuff looks, not that it didn't look mighty fine when we were younger you understand. It just looks better now (sigh)!




I suppose that some reading this will be outraged and brand me a "dirty old man" or perv for even writing about this somewhat taboo subject...and that's okay. My whole premise is that it's okay to recognize that the sexual desirability of women (or men for that matter!) doesn't start at the magic age of 18 and it's okay for us guys to look at and fantasize about those nubile young women but for our own good and for their own good...we should keep our distance...just look but don't touch! What you fantasize about and masturbate over is your own fucking business! It's as simple as that in my most humble and ancient opinion! That's about all I have to say or will ever have to say on the subject of "jailbait"! Enjoy the President's Day holiday and the week y'all! Do you think Washington and Lincoln were as horny as I am? Bill Clinton? No contest there, Bubba has got me beat! You da man Bubba! Bye bye for now!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Mike you are so right on the jailbait. I go to a coffee shop at lunch and drool over some of the hot high school grls, dressed in shorty shorts and low cut tops which show off firm tits. But Rob is a good boy, and keeps them in mind when I am masturbating..lol. Thinking of having one of those hot firm little asses bent over the lunch counter, and this guy is pumping her from behind while holding those firm tits..Oh time to stop ,,and maybe head to the washroom for some self love,,,You are right I should have had some of that young stuff when I was a young wipper snipper..Oh if only we could go back Mike...Bi Rob

Dee's Husband Joe said...

The only time I got me some really young stuff was when I too was so young that the pastor would have gotten in deep shit if he'd taken me down those stairs in the sacristy, but that was some of the finest pussy I've ever touched, licked, and fucked. Though I didn't appreciate just how fine her body was at the time because I was only a year older than she, some thirty years later and she's still prime jack off fodder in my memory.

Joe

Ian said...

Of course a 15 year old young woman can be a lovely and erotic sight. It's only recently that women around this age gave been given the 'jailbait' label. Take the familiar traditional fairy tale 'The Sleeping Beauty', for instance. How old was the princess when she pricked her finger on the spindle and went to sleep 'frozen in time' for a hundred years before being rescued by, and married to, the handsome prince? It was her fifteenth birthday.

Anonymous said...

damn son no bs, i wants to be balls deep in some fresh tight poontang, and without and exaggeration these young chickies are far more flirty then they ever have been in the past, maybe because the internet may have currupted them early. YUMMY!