Marcella and I watched the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" on DVD Saturday night. I've always liked that 1982 flick, hard to believe it's 25 years old already. Of course one of the funniest scenes (and one that I can definitely relate to!) is when the character played by Judge Reinhold gets caught jacking off in the bathroom by the babe he is jacking off to. Phoebe Cates (right) is enough to inspire anybody to jack off! I remember one of those "Blue Lagoon" type flicks with a lot of her lovely naked young body in it that had me jacking off for a week after I caught it on late night cable TV several years ago. If Marcy wasn't at my side Saturday night, I would most likely have been doing just that even as I watched the DVD! A topless Phoebe (what Judge was fantasizing about!) is definitely jack off material for any red blood male, young or old. What a babe! "Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?", the young dude in the movie asks after a shocked Phoebe beats a hasty retreat after seeing what was going on. From the expression on her face she has just witnessed a penis eruption...SPLURT! "Ewwwww!" said her facial expression!
That movie got me thinking about the times that I've been caught engaged in my favorite solitary pastime over the years. I actually had an incident similar to the one in the movie when I was about 14 only it was even more embarrassing because it was my younger sister Karen who caught me sitting naked on the toilet enjoying my ritual evening pre-shower jack off session. I forgot to lock the fucking bathroom door and Karen who was about 12 barged right in on me. Quite a shock for her as well as me I suspect as this was back in the innocent 1950's. No internet, no video, no porn to give us the crude visual sex education that today's youngsters are bombarded with. Most girls got their first view of a mature erect penis when their boyfriends pulled it out of their pants and most likely asked them to perform some sort of service on it. Getting that graphic male anatomy introduction from older brothers certainly wasn't the norm back then (nor is it now!) but I'm sure I'm not the only brother who accidentally provided it for little sis, maybe even big sis!
Karen hadn't seen my penis since it was just a little weenie and the look on her face told me that my newly developed big, hard, hairy man sized cock was quite a surprise and shock to her. The strange thing I was doing to it (rubbing it up and down) probably added to the shock. I can still see that look of shock on Karen's face. It's a wonder she didn't faint! Needless to say I jumped up and closed the door on her but she got a pretty good look at "Junior". It's pretty hard to hide a throbbing hard on when you are naked! I was worried Karen would tell our mom or make rude remarks in front of the family but she never did. I suppose she told all of her girl friends and they giggled about it though. It seems sort of funny even erotic now but definitely not so back then! It was absolutely the most embarrassing incident of my teenage years!
What do you think would have happened if Ricky kept living at home and as an adult kept getting caught by his mom while engaged in his favorite sport? It might look something like this in an X rated version I also re-edited for my own amusement. I hope you get a chuckle or two out of it too!
That's actually yours truly playing the part of Ricky in the above clip. I combined the original Ricky segment with an old 8mm film clip of me jerking off. It was actually the first time I'd ever photographed myself jacking off, in 1970 at age 30. I had a few feet of film left in my 8mm movie camera and decided to use it up documenting my favorite solitary activity. Amazing how that self made clip would come in handy over 30 years later!
My mom did catch me stark naked in the hallway early one morning, heading for the bathroom with some stiff morning wood. I didn't think anybody else in the house was up. Mom thought my stiff weenie was a pretty amusing that time. She was of course not so amused (furious in fact!) when she had seen me naked with a boner in that above mentioned motel room incident with Karen. Apparently me by myself with a boner was amusing, but with my sister...not so much! I don't remember mom ever catching me actually jacking off though. I suspect moms would actually understand boys jacking off more than little sisters would. I guess I just lucked out in not being caught more often because I was one jacking off fool back then! Some say I am still one jacking off fool and I wouldn't argue that point very much!
I've also been caught a couple of times jacking off in the great outdoors, mainly on the nude beaches I used to frequent in my younger days. That's not because I really wanted to get caught you understand. Not wanting to offend anyone (or get arrested!) I always chose a secluded part of the beach as do most people who choose to engage in sex on such public beaches. There is always the danger of being caught whenever and wherever you jack off outdoors though. I suppose that adds to the excitement and thrill just as it does with any kind of outdoor sex. You don't what to get caught but if you do it's sort of a rush! In those times you do indeed get caught you can only hope that it will be by someone who is open minded and amused, maybe even turned on rather than outraged by your outdoor sexual activities. You definitely don't want to be turned in to or be caught by a cop! Today with everyone having cell phones and just aching to use them public sex is a risky proposition. You'd best make damn sure your place of choice is as secluded as possible!
My most embarrassing time getting caught jacking off as an adult was one early morning in a laundromat (yes a laundromat!) I'd been turned on by a sexy young babe in shorts who was also washing clothes. When she left I discovered a pair of her panties in the dryer she'd just used and I was now about to use. BOING! Babe panties! Yummy! Instant boner dude! Nobody else was in the place now and it seemed like a good time to have a quickie jack off. I went over behind the last row of washers in the rear of the store and whipped my throbbing dick out, wrapped the panties around it and went to work jacking it off. Bad idea! Suddenly a door opens from the rear of the store and a middle aged Chinese woman (the owner I think) comes out of the storeroom. She sees what I am doing and the shit hits the fan! Screaming, yelling, threats to call the police! Scared the living shit out of me!
An older Chinese woman, probably the younger woman's mother, comes out of the storeroom, sees my still exposed pecker and joins in the shouting spectacle. "You are idiot!" she shouts out at me repeatedly. Have you ever tried to stuff a stiff cock into tight jeans? I finally succeeded and grabbed my still wet clothes out of the dryer and got the hell out of that place and never went back. All I can tell you is that it (jacking off) seemed like a good idea at the time! You can read all the nasty details of that little fiasco right HERE.
You can in fact read more about almost all of these embarrassing incidents if you check out my index/labels column at right under "caught jacking". I guess the bottom line is that if you jack off as much as I do, you are bound to get caught once in a while.
Do any of you other horndogs have any good "caught jackin'" stories to relate. Anybody ever like me caught by your sister while you were sitting on the toilet (or anywhere else) beating your meat? Ever get caught stroking it by your mother or another family member? Tell us all about it! Any fathers ever caught by your teenage daughters when you thought you were alone in the house and decided to "rub one out" in the recliner! Now that would be really embarrassing! I have no doubt some dads have been caught in that predicament though. Hopefully the girls weren't scarred for life!
How about you women? Have you ever been "caught jillin'", with or without your vibe, by your parents, siblings or sons or daughters? If so who caught you and what were the circumstances? What was the reaction? Did you ever catch your brother or your dad or uncle whacking off? Again tell us all about it!
Have any of you mothers ever caught your son "jerkin his gerkin"? If so what what were the circumstances and what was the reaction on your part and your son's part? How to do you feel about it now? Are you still grossed out or does now it just seem funny...or even erotic as my own experience of being caught wanking on the toilet by my sister Karen incident now seems to me? It was an absolute and total embarrassment at the time but now I either chuckle or get a boner thinking about it! I wonder if Karen ever thinks about that incident or the subsequent mutual masturbation we did in that Santa Cruz motel room. Needless to say it's not something we've ever talked about and most likely never will. Some things are just best left unsaid!
Have a great week y'all! Try not to get caught jackin' or jillin' but remember that if you do get caught it's not the end of the world, just part of life and something that you'll laugh about, maybe even get turned on about or write about in your blog sometime in the near or distant future ! Bye now!