Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Back in the Saddle...And It's About Time!





To paraphrase an old Fats Domino song...Hey it's me and I'm fucking again! Believe it or not my 2+ years of getting sexual relief only from my right hand came to an end on Easter weekend. Since there is hardly anybody out there reading this lame ass blog anymore (and I fully understand that!) I'll try to make this brief but I just feel like I should share the good news and put my jubilation in writing! There is more than just sex involved here too. From the very beginning I've had the feeling that this might be a long term relationship, maybe the one I've been looking for for a long, long time! It's early though and only time will tell about that. I've been right where I am now many times before, going back to my first love in high school, a sweet young girl named Vicki. I thought for sure we were going to get married and live happily ever after, just like Ozzie and Harriett and Lucy and Desi on our 1950's TV set. Alas Vicki dumped me for a jock before I even graduated! I had similar optimistic feelings at the beginning of both of my marriages and several other relationships along the way too. Unfortunately all of those love fests fizzled out, some much more quickly than others and for a variety of reasons. I'm too much of a realist now to make any lifelong hearts and roses predictions...and yet...and yet I've got a very good feeling about this one!


My new sweetie's name is Diane. She's an elementary school teacher and artist who lives about 80 miles away in a medium sized town which I better not name to protect her identity. With my luck one of the two people reading this blog would live next door to her or teach at the same school! Diane is a tall, very attractive blond. She's been married once, divorced for the last seven years, 52 years old but looks more like mid thirties, very energetic and athletic, has a great sense of humor and is several times smarter than me. I met her in January in a Southwest Airlines boarding gate lounge at the Denver airport. I had been in Denver visiting my sister Karen and her family and Diane was coming from Colorado Springs where she's got family. I noticed her immediately when she came into the seating area and was pleased when she sat down next to me, probably only because it was one of the few seats left. She actually initiated the conversation, asking me if I heard any recent announcements about our weather delayed flight. We were both going to Sacramento with a change of planes in Las Vegas.

We got to chatting, initially about how miserable air travel is nowadays and one thing led to another and we were soon telling each other all about our lives. Have you ever noticed how travelers will frequently open up to fellow travelers more than they normally would to next door neighbors or even to close friends? No I didn't mention what my favorite hobby (jerking off) is you silly! Our plane turned out to be over two hours late so we went for coffee, walked around and chatted some more to kill the time. On Southwest you don't get assigned seats so it was natural for us to sit next to each other on the plane and continue our conversation. We had a very quick layover in Las Vegas due to our late flight out of Denver and we sat together again on the flight from Vegas to Sacramento. By the time we got off the plane I felt like I had known her six months! We had a late dinner at an airport restaurant in Sacramento, exchanged e mail addresses (no phone numbers) said goodbye and went in separate directions to our homes.


Diane didn't tell me her age that day and thinking she was MUCH younger than myself I really didn't think a romance was in our future. I was however highly turned on by her and when I got home the first thing I did in bed was...oh you know...jacked off to thoughts and fantasies of her. I e mailed her the next day telling her how much I enjoyed meeting and talking to her and she immediately e mailed back and said likewise. Soon we were e mailing each other several times a week, still no phone numbers though. That went on for about a month and a half then I found an excuse to go to a Sacramento which is closer to her city. I asked her if she would like to go out to dinner that Saturday night in her town. She responded by e mail saying she would love to do that and gave me her phone number! With thoughts of finally getting laid again running through my ancient brain my cock was throbbing in my pants like a horny teenager as I talked with Diane for the first time on the phone and finalized our dinner date.

All I got on that first night was some hugging and kissing on her living room couch, not that I didn't enjoy that! When I put my hand on her breast she stopped me and told me she wasn't ready to get involved in a new sexual relationship yet. Damn the bad luck! Just like when I was a teenager over fifty fucking years ago and many times thereafter... the date ended with a trip home with sore nuts and a late night jack off session in my own bed. Some things never change! However a couple of days later Diane mentioned to me on the phone that we both should probably have STD tests. Of course that could only mean one thing...Diane was ready and willing to fuck! It's hard to argue with a request for an STD test request nowadays! I told you Diane was a smart woman! I've been a good boy since Marcy and I broke up so I was reasonably sure that I could and would easily pass that test...and I did just that. Eating pussy, getting my weenie sucked and fucking was now just around the corner!


Easter weekend was our second "date" and this time we went to Lake Tahoe for the three day weekend, Friday to Sunday. By then Diane had also had a negative STD tests and when I asked her if she wanted two queen beds of one king bed in our hotel room she said "One king is okay with me!" "Hallelujah! Thank you Jesus!" thought the Horny Old Guy, feeling that familiar rising in his shorts! Yup that weekend turned out to be when I finally "got lucky" with Diane for the first time, two lovely nights in a hotel at the lake and Sunday night in Diane's bed in her house. Three nights of eating pussy, getting my weenie sucked and fucking! Can you say "pussy whipped" dude? Ah nothing like being away from sex for a while to make you realize what you've missed. I'm happy to say that I didn't even need my Viagra which I had packed for insurance just in case! Since that wonderful weekend there have been two weekend trips to Diane's place and one weekend visit by her to my place. The only weekend we've missed is when she had a seminar to attend out of town. She's coming here next weekend and on Memorial Day weekend we're going back to Lake Tahoe for another lovely and I'm sure sex filled weekend. Life is good again!


There is of course the distance thing that makes this geographically speaking somewhat less than an ideal romance. There are 80 miles between our homes, 160 miles for a round trip, which pretty much means weekends only at least until Diane's school gets out for the summer. There is also the fact that Diane is from Colorado and since her family (parents, grown daughter, one grandchild) are still there she would like to move back there. She moved to California with her ex hubby when his work brought him out here after their daughter was raised in Colorado. She likes California but misses her family and old friends and wants to go back to where she was raised, possibly as soon as the end of the school year next year. Then I'm also not quite sure if Diane feels the same passion for me that I do for her. I think she does...but I'm still not sure. We'll have to see what develops in the upcoming weeks and months and see whether our romance blossoms or fades. Like I said before I think this is the start of something very good but for now I'm just going to relax and enjoy it day by day.

I'll let you (both of you!) know what happens but I won't be blogging that much about Diane. I've pretty much shot my wad on blogging. Besides I found out with my last romance with Marcy that there was a good amount of guilt on my part regarding "fuck and tell" or more accurately "fuck and blog". I also worried, maybe without foundation, that Marcy would somehow stumble on my blog which would not have been a good thing. Knowing Diane as I do it would be even less of a good thing with her. I was pleased to find out early on in an e mail that she was an advocate of masturbation but I don't think she would appreciate a blow-by-blow description or even a mention of our intimate moments in a blog. She also doesn't know that I am not only an advocate but the self proclaimed "King of Masturbation" who has let it all hang out (in more ways than one!) in my own X rated blog! This time I'm just going to try to resist the temptation to blab about our sex life on line. All I can tell you is so far that's it's been SUPER! End of subject...at least for now.


I'll be back at some time in the future with an update of how things are going with this new romance but I'm not sure when. Don't forget that May is National Masturbation Month so y'all join in the festivities, ya' hear? Since this romance is basically a weekend only thing, at least so far, I'm still doing my part to celebrate the month during the week you know. I could never give up jacking off completely any more than I could give up breathing. It's just too damn much fun you know! I'm definitely whacking off a bit less now but possibly even enjoying it even more since Diane had made me so horny even when she's not here. Thanks for reading, have a great and sex fulled summer!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congratulations!! here is one of your two readers!! ajajaja

Mr Manic Depressive said...

"Hallelujah, he is risen!"

I just couldn't resist that, especially since things came to a "head" on Easter weekend. Yeah, I'm dorky like that.

Thanks for sharing and congrats! I hope this one lasts for you. You certainly deserve it. I am gonna miss the details though. :D

Congrats again and good luck with Diane!

Mike Stewart said...

Thank you so much Mr. Anonymous! I was wondering who my OTHER reader (besides Mr M/D) was! I do appreciate it!

"Hallelujah, he is risen!"
LOL That is hilarious Mr M/D! Why didn't I think of that? Soooo appropriate too! Actually "he" rises quite a bit but in the past couple of years has had nowhere to go! That's changed now and all I can say is "Praise Jesus!" for that!

Thanks for the congrats and best regards to you and the beautiful wife!

Anonymous said...

Hey Mike you have at least one other reader and a female one too hehe. Please blog more often you are a freaking hoot :)

Mike Stewart said...

Thanks for those kind words Ms. Anonymous! This lame, mostly dead blog needs all the readers it can get!

Anonymous said...

Congradulations on getting your groove back on. Every time i visit this blog im honestly heart warmed because i realise, This is a normal part of growing up. Size, Loss of Virginity, Experimenting, Lust, Its all totally normal and for somone living in this day and age, thats not always apparent. Thank you VERY much Mike, because quite honestly, Everything in here is a learning experience, and i've learnt an amazing amount. And your always light-hearted, a good laugh in amongst it.

Mike Stewart said...

Thanks so much for those kind words Anonymous! It's nice to know somebody still stumbles on this lame ass blog once in a while! Excuse my delay in answering since I seldom get back here myself! Cheers and good sex to you!

Anonymous said...

Haha, i have this blog favorited. it's brilliant!

Got a stinky finger for the first time on halloween(after 8 months)and almost went for a dive. What kept me calm? If Mike can, i can. Simple. That and not wanting to be clubbed over the head.

I hope you and D go great together, a personality as livley as yours can't go neglected, it'd be criminal!

Cheers mate.
I'm sure, if your ever stuck for topics, put it to the people! we all want to hear from you again!

Anonymous said...

Today, my firlfriend said to me: "I expect you to become one of those awesome old men who's still incredibly lewd, and rather amusing." After senbding her some quotes from this blog, she still agrees. Just thought you'd wanna know that you made her and I proud...

Mike Stewart said...

Thanks for those kind words to my latest two anonymous visitors! As always it's nice to know that there is still somebody stumbling on this lame ass blog out there in cyberspace! I do appreciate it!

Anonymous said...

Hey i want to comment on your Garden of Eden Post
here is a set taken here in Santa Cruz California
http://www.flickr.com/photos/myempiricism/7778763936/