Thursday, October 01, 2015

Horny Old Guy 1940-2015 R.I.P.

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From the Rocky Mountain Bugle (above), September 14, 2015: "World famous blogger Michael Stewart passed away Saturday Night in Colorado Springs. Mr. Stewart, aged 75, apparently suffered a heart attack while masturbating to a foursome fantasy featuring himself, television personality Judge Judy, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin and the Queen of England. A native of California Mr. Stewart moved to Colorado in 2010 with his new wife Diane, a Colorado native. Mr. Stewart was most known to the public from his award winning blog "Confessions of a Horny Old Guy" which he started in 2005. Besides his wife Diane Mr. Stewart is survived by a daughter Jennie in North Bend, Oregon and a sister Karen in Denver. Complying with Mr. Stewart's wishes there will be no funeral although a memorial circle jerk for his fans featuring a showing of his favorite film "Debbie Does Dallas" is planned for sometime in the future."